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i DON'T REMEMBER WHER EMY GIANT CANDY CANE IS

@tas As a computer engineering major this is a terrifyingly accurate statement :blobhyperthink:

@tas ayyyy how do computers work? Aren't they just rocks that we tricked into thinking?

I DON'T EXIST! I scream to myself as my actions have consequences in real time

literally if you are straight you should take a long hard look at your life

mild lewd 

me: i'm demisexual

literally anyone ever: hi you're cute

me: take me now, take me hard

LAE: wha?

me: we should get married on a thursday, nobody ever gets married on thursday

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i think being told i'm cute might be an actual fetish of mine

The Q word - TERFism 

So you can see why they hate the word "queer", why they have been speaking out against its use while claiming to be part of the LGBT+ community. Because when we say "we're queer", we close ranks together, we accept to protect every one of our members equally, even if they are a different flavour of LGBT+ from us. "Queer" is a shield against these divisive tactics.

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If someone asks what gender I am I'm gonna kinda raise my hand, wiggle it side to side, and say "about medium rare"

aaand, if you're nonbinary, you should join my other Discord hangout, for enbies only! discord.gg/mVqpA4E

hey, if yr gay, queer, trans, ace, or any other part of the community, you should join my Discord hangout. We love new friends! discord.gg/r8MbrEq

kink 

ive come to expect the hairpulling though so i instinctively recoil when ari's hand goes near my head for any reason at this point.

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apparently if i obey my owner i get headscritches instead of getting my hair pulled so that's nice. headscritches good.

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