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my gripe with nostalgia for childhood products: i can't find good luck bear with any of the care bear products to save my life! good luck bear was my favorite bear growing up and i loved my plush of him to death and id love to get a new one of him but i cant find him πŸ˜­β€‹

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The one thing that Mastodon is currently missing is a mysterious Busytown denizen with good taste in textiles and a dog named "Cameron the Dog"

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Vonnegut's reflection is a breath of fresh air in an achievement-crazy culture - and particularly welcome in contrast to the grit mindset that says kids must stick with one thing until they master it (even if joylessly) rather than sampling a broad range of experiences.

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concept: ghost ship fedi instance. It only federates with one other instance at a time, and after a random amount has passed, jumps to another at random

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New account, new platform, I reserve the right to repost stuff I love.

Nikki and I made this comic together in 2011 and it's still one of my favorite things we've ever made together. (Mouse OCs belong to each of us.)

@gsuberland @the_nerdskull i mean JK wrote a whole magic boy series where the villains were explicitly anti-normie racists and it turned out what she wanted to vilify wasn't the racist part, she was fine with the racist part, it was the anti-normie part

@Chrishallbeck there's this one Chalice Dungeon that can suck it, though

@Chrishallbeck fact: would rather run Sen's Fortress three times in succession than Labyrinth Zone once

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Five Stages of Grief:
1. Dr. Wiley’s Castle
2. Rainbow Road
3. Water Temple
4. Labyrinth Zone
5. Tubular

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Things can look pretty fucked, but considering the world ended ten years ago today, we're doing pretty alright.

@vantablack there is something grimly fascinating about the fact that we clearly have here someone who understands "the Nazis and KKK are bad" but only in a superficial/aesthetic sense; she has never had the empathy or capacity for common decency to properly internalize WHY

you can bet that somewhere in the rusted mess of cogs in her head there is a sentence along the lines of "the pronoun-havers, they're just like the Death Eaters, they're trying to force their IDEOLOGY on everyone"

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@katarzyna literally just a "white guy does everything the natives do, only better" narrative

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Santa Claus climbing down chimneys to turn off motion smoothing on every TV in America

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today i released version 3.5 of webgbcam, my web app that simulates a game boy camera!

maple.pet/webgbcam

current features:
- settable gamma/contrast
- settable palette from curated selection
- settings are kept for the next session (new!)
- record 5-second gif
- 3-second timer to frame your shot
- swap between front and back cameras on mobile
- tweak camera settings after taking a shot
- hide the UI & use it as a window capture for streams!

picture courtesy of me bothering @Atatra πŸ’œ

@grapenuts_robot

"Uh, are you trying to tell me this man doesn't ALREADY have a wedgie of illegal proportions?"
"Nope, that's the regulation startin' point!"
"That's it...I'm boycotting these games."
"THANK THE LORD!!!"

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"When I was young," the old dragon said, "I hoarded gold."
"Were you wealthy?" asked the princess.
"Unimaginably. And I feared losing it all. So I began to seek knowledge."
"Were you wise?"
"Yes. I realised that, too, can be lost."
"It can."
"Mm. Did I tell you of my gold?"
"No?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Are we sure geese aren’t just some sort of mech suit for snakes?

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well, that's my second social death this year

please share my stuff, everything i posted on twitter is gone now

maple.pet/

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