Ryusui @theryusui@computerfairi.es

Idk but I think I'm enjoying being a cat

I'm still a sheep, of course, but in a cat way

Diablo is a Vampire Survivorslike

being forced to join a discord for tech support and immediately seeing that the whole chat history is just other people showing up, asking the question you came to the server to ask, and being told to check the pins

please just make an FAQ on your website

The great thing about J. K. Simmons is that "J. K. Simmons" totally sounds like it would be the name of a fictional character played by J. K. Simmons

Why do birds
Suddenly appear
Every time
You are near?
Just like me
You’re secretly
Made of bread

Since there are no ads on Mastodon, I am offering to advertise for any companies on here. My only requirements are:

1. I get to write the ad.

2. The ad will in no way accurately portray your company and might state that you were responsible for the Cuban Missile Crisis.

3. For each post you must pay me $10,000 and write me a handwritten note that says I am your best friend.

4. You must put out an official statement stating that you take full responsibility for the Cuban Missile Crisis.

why are the otaku at war with the weeaboo

Crap I meant general relativity

how do I know if i'm in the wrong timeline

get you a gf with a scoring system based on bullet grazing and enemy chaining mechanics

holy shit i’m really bad at patiently waiting in the face of uncertainty

which ninja turtle used bat'leth

I copied a Chinese character from a PDF and it came out as ⶔ "Ethiopic syllable ggwi". what?? how did??? what unspeakable font crimes didst thou commit

Last night I finished this fursona morph as a commission for Galuade, who was a pleasure to work with on all fronts! https://furaffinity.net/user/galuade/

Centrists stop being cowards and just admit you are right wing challenge

obsessed with old disney space architecture

Since I’m here 3 weeks now, my #Introduction. Basically a copy of my profile.

I’m a self-taught #artist and dabble in #OilPainting #acrylic #ink #watercolor #pastels and others. #VegetableGardening and #NativePlants take much of my time. I enjoy #hiking #birds #dogs #cats #parrots #birding #sewing #quilting #embroidery #crochet #knitting #crafts. I’m a #BleedingHeartLiberal and #caretaker at heart. I’m fluent in #sarcasm but usually try and rein it in. Appreciate boosts and follows. #Peace.