One day a self-defence expert was asked "what should I do if I don't have any weapons and someone attacks me?"
He answered "I dunno, hit 'em with a pen or something"
And thus ridiculous bullshit like this was brought into the world: http://www.mecarmy.com/product/details/80/156
@squirrel oh yeah, gotta have skulls on everything
they add like, 20 damage
@troubleMoney the skull pendant looks absolutely necessary