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A time traveller from the 2000's visits a modern software company

traveller: all your laptops have 32 GB of RAM in them?! Your devs must be doing some really heavy stuff, what the hell do they need all that memory for?

guide: web browsing.

traveller: ...you fukken wat mate?

@troubleMoney
"Okay, but, like, look how fast this funny picture loads."

@troubleMoney traveller: this here time machine only uses 64kB and fits fine in the back of most any Chevrolet...

@troubleMoney in the future, every tab you open with chrome loads a new instance of chrome os. y'know, for sandboxing.

@troubleMoney Emacs used to be an acronym for Eight megabytes And Constantly Swapping.

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