@troubleMoney militarism is for the birds
@lambdagrrl Brigadier Sir Nils Olav would agree with you
(see, it's not just us being weird, other countries have birds with ranks too)
@lambdagrrl there have been cats that have been conscripted into various armed forces but so far as I can tell none of them bothered with any military-type tasks
@troubleMoney cats are conscientious objectors, then :p