**a literal cat** @InspectorCaracal@ping.the-planet.space · Jul 07, 2020, 16:49

**a literal cat** @InspectorCaracal@ping.the-planet.space · Jul 07, 2020, 16:49

a literal cat @InspectorCaracal@ping.the-planet.space

@wigglytuffitout@elekk.xyz people: "Jesus would never swear!!"

me: y'all forget about that fig tree he got mad at or what

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · 2020-07-07T16:56:50Z

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@wigglytuffitout @InspectorCaracal I'd totally read "The Bible, but translated by Samuel L Jackson"

actually the audiobook version might be better now I think about it

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jul 07, 2020, 17:00

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jul 07, 2020, 17:00

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@wigglytuffitout @InspectorCaracal "I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING MONEYCHANGERS IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING TEMPLE!"