a literal cat 
@wigglytuffitout@elekk.xyz people: "Jesus would never swear!!"
me: y'all forget about that fig tree he got mad at or what
@wigglytuffitout @InspectorCaracal I'd totally read "The Bible, but translated by Samuel L Jackson"
actually the audiobook version might be better now I think about it
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@wigglytuffitout @InspectorCaracal "I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING MONEYCHANGERS IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING TEMPLE!"
