You always think of immortals as being old ancient people who have been around for centuries, with or without eternal youth

It would totally suck to be a new immortal

"I'm immortal"
"OH MY GOD! TELL ME ALL ABOUT CLEOPATRA!"
"dude, I'm 40, immortal, still just 40"

@troubleMoney Alternatively:

"I'm immortal and ancient!"
"OH MY GOD! TELL ME ABOUT CLEOPATRA!"
"Dude, I lived in Sweden until airplanes were invented."

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@kirby "tell me about the roman empire!"
"I was a farmer"
"...okay, tell me about the babylonians!"
"I was a farmer, in a different part of the world"
"tell me about the aztecs!"
"again, farmer, different part of the world"

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