@squirrel @Vann@glitch.social @noelle but... it's... candy! filled with... cheese!?!?!

@troubleMoney @noelle @Vann@glitch.social yes it is

@squirrel @Vann@glitch.social @noelle it's sacrilege! it's an abomination!

@troubleMoney @noelle @Vann@glitch.social my favourite kind of food

the one that makes people stare at me in disgust for eating it

@noelle @Vann@glitch.social @squirrel *walks over to the fridge* *cuddles the cheddar* it's okay friend, I won't let the strange squirrel cover you in candy

@troubleMoney @Vann@glitch.social @noelle *lurks behind the corner, robot eyes glowing in the dark*

@squirrel @noelle @Vann@glitch.social no! bad squirrel!

Maybe I can let you do it to the french cheeses but not the cheddar!

@troubleMoney @Vann@glitch.social @noelle during a trip once i had a pickled sausage from a really shady dive bar and liked it so much i asked for another one since i was hungry

my friend who was there almost puked

@noelle @troubleMoney @Vann@glitch.social the idea is awesome, yes

but the execution and context

@noelle @squirrel @Vann@glitch.social oh thank god, I thought it was actual cheese

@squirrel @noelle @Vann@glitch.social well, I'm a brit, I can't really judge you for eating anything that's pickled