If you're thinking you could really find a use for one of those Light Phone 2 things, just go on aliexpress and buy one of these instead: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2017-Original-AIEK-X7-Ultra-Thin-Card-Mobile-Phone-4-8mm-Low-Radiation-mini-pocket-students/32804178291.html?
Light Phone 2: $225 earlybird price, $400 retail
AIEK X7: $15 (maximum, usually cheaper)
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@troubleMoney low radiation 👀
@troubleMoney oh shit that is NOT a mistranslation https://computerfairi.es/media/Lqp59jKSr5Esr0UYBAE
@ajroach42 @troubleMoney yeah my mom is going down that road ._.
@squirrel @ajroach42 ah, that sucks
Probably best to just not tell her about all the stuff you use that uses radio of any sort
@troubleMoney @ajroach42 i basically reply with like "oh cool can i have your cordless phone and the router you use to watch netflix on your tv then?" and then she realizes the uses "computers" just as much as i do and shuts up until next month when a new fearmongering chain mail comes out
@squirrel @ajroach42 and her cell phone, and the microwave, and the lightbulbs, and the sun
I mean really the sun's the thing that's putting out the most radiation out of all that
@ajroach42 @squirrel actually, wait, the sun actually does give people cancer through radiation, scratch that one
@troubleMoney @squirrel In that shitty Herzog documentary Lo and Behold there are all those people that live in a cellphone and wifi free town because of their fears over this.
That's when I stopped watching.