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no really, here's catullus 16 in modern vernacular to show you it's basically a youtube comment (warning: it's nsfw, catullus was awful)
Pēdīcābō ego vōs et irrumābō, aka
I'm gonna facefuck and assfuck you,
Aurelius you twink and fuckboi Furius,
and all y'all who think that just 'cause my poems are lovey-dovey
that I should be ashamed of them.
Sure, a poet can be all straight edge and uptight,
but his poems don't gotta be in any way. >
CATULLUS, EVERYBODY.
like i said. you can probably find that on youtube in the comment section lmfao
no really, here's catullus 16 in modern vernacular to show you it's basically a youtube comment (warning: it's nsfw, catullus was awful)
(cont'd)
In fact, my poems have real fire and flow,
sure, they're lovey and more than a little sexy -
they'll turn you on, and I don't mean in just horny teenagers,
but in those hairy old dudes that have to chug viagra the rest of the time.
Because you've read about my countless hookups, you think I ain't a man?
I'm gonna facefuck and assfuck you.