heresy, probably theologically inaccurate
@troubleMoney i mean the last metaphor i saw for the trinity was a fidget spinner so honestly, could be worse, i sort of prefer this one
re: heresy, probably theologically inaccurate
@InspectorCaracal @troubleMoney they
they unfortunately
were serious
youth pastors.... be like that sometimes
re: heresy, probably theologically inaccurate
@wigglytuffitout @troubleMoney I can follow exactly the train of thought that led to that analogy is the worst part lmao
re: heresy, probably theologically inaccurate
@wigglytuffitout @troubleMoney I think "three Gods stacked up in a trenchcoat" is actually... a better analogy than a fidget spinner? >.> <.<;;
I mean, a lot of up-tight people would be really put off by the facetiousness of it and it sure as heck isn't like, *accurate*, but it's better than a fidget spinner. >.>
re: heresy, probably theologically inaccurate
@InspectorCaracal @troubleMoney YEAH FULLY AGREE, like i see the logic behind fidget spinner. and i hate that i can make it make sense.
but for the love of all things holy let's go with three gods in a trenchcoat instead because it makes me want to take out my eyeballs with the offering plate less
re: heresy, probably theologically inaccurate
@wigglytuffitout @troubleMoney oh noooooooooo 🤣 😅 oh noooo