Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

LOUD NOSTALGIC EXCITEMENT

....i'm gonna tag this uhhhhhh #petztalk there we go. now innocent people can filter

MORE EXTREMELY GOOD GREEN FRIENDS FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION:

volvox!

they bounce and roll around and are full of multitudes and it's great

i think they are very pretty

i have decided........... it is green anole posting time

WHY GREEN ANOLES ARE GOOD:

- very fast lizard friends!!!!!

- can turn from brown to green and are sometimes called the american chameleon for this! brown usually means they are sluggish/tired/cold, green is ready to bounce around

- down to fight and/or seduce you a large percentage of the time with dewlap

- unparalleled at giving unimpressed side-eye to keep your hubris in check

however, i was kawaii as fuck today, wearing not only my pink angel-wing combat boots, but also my pusheen leggings

also, any human being who consciously chooses to use curlz mt in their street art deserves to have their toes eaten

seriously though why did they do this? they didn't have to do this. i didn't want to know about Stupid Sexy Urianger. i mean it's not unwelcome but i'm definitely now going to be low-key haunted by it, a la homer simpson, for the rest of my life.

cw for post-hw pre-stormblood spoilers i forget the fucking patch you're on your own there

anyway here's a peak #spoonie meme to round up my Disabled Woman Yells At Cloud hour, tw for medical fatphobia/that general millieu of bullshit being made fun of

new manderville quests DONE, new dance GET

i saw an opportunity for a discount #ffxiv meme, so please have this as well

...yeah that's pretty accurate

i did scroll back a bit so it wasn't just oxbox however

what can i say, im eating dinner,

listen, finding an encyclopedia eorzea generator ( http://luckybancho.ldblog.jp/uncyclopediaeorzea_en.html ) and making profiles for all my characters so far on my new home server is... approximately something like being productive, right? #ffxiv

another thoroughly good example, evidence of babby harp's first celeb crush:

💫 💞 😍 💞 💫

this is going to be extremely cishet of me but god damn, a smile that lights up the room on a cute dude is an arrow through my heart. just. 💫 😍 💫 W O W

like. instagram model kentai sakurai's big goofy goober grin.

or idris elba. have you ever seen him bust out laughing? holy shit. it's so good. IT'S SO GOOD. please see attached gif for an example. wowowowow 😍

"so which character did you decide to romance in #stardewvalley ?"

"Yes."

i'm so glad that instagram means more models with various body types are actually out there and available, and easy for me and others to find and use as reference

however it's so hard to not immediately spend ALL MY MONEY on commissions since i've decided my ffxiv main's played-by/reference is Tabria Majors i mean JUST LOOK AT HOW CUTE THIS IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (cw for bikini and also i think squinted eye contact?)

accurate simulation of the new user experience when first joining computerfairi.es

like - look

there he is!

this guard dog of ancient mesopotamia is still with us!

Catcher Of The Enemy, still loved by humanity, still kept by humanity, still humanity's companion just as he was in 645 BCE.

tho i have to say one of my fav "people is people" moments of reaching out through history

is

these little clay dogs found in nineveh

buried as charms under a palace

each of them carved so lovingly, by a person that knows dogs, and looking like dogs that you can probably go find today looking the exact same

each of them inscribed with the quality of a good guard dog that people still prize today in good guard dogs

Loud is his bark!
Biter of his foe!
https://www.ancient.eu/image/4930/model-clay-dogs-from-nineveh/

I FINALLY FOUND THE 1600S SEX MANUAL BOOK FOR REFERENCE AGAIN HOORAY

PLEASE LOOK AT ITS UTTERLY DELIGHTFUL FRONTISPEICE OF SOME LADIES OUT DILDO SHOPPIN http://www.erosblog.com/2017/02/12/dildo-shopping-in-1655/

hey @maple (i'mm'a draw anyway tho)