Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

i'm a squid now and i'm a kid now and i'm - ACTUALLY I'M AN ADULT AND A CUTTLEFISH? anyway have a #splatoon2 -sona...? #splatoon -sona? how do we even

i pulled up mspaint and got out the graphics tablet to show somebody what i meant idea-wise (as they work on a lolita print with mermaids in cameos), because i kept awkwardly gesturing at the screen, and that absolutely does not help anyone to communicate a concept online in text-only communication! so please have this extremely well drawn mermaid.

hey who made this fucken meme of me

"surely this is a hoax!" NO I CLICKED IT'S REAL. (i'm braver than any US marine for clicking it and having it in my browser history, pls send sympathy cards)

HE'S VERY PANICKY ABOUT 500,000 DOLLARS BY THE END OF TODAY

y'all i made a joke about it but i'm like 75% sure now the money he wants for his wall is what he owes to a russian loanshark and he just got told "comrade, we need some money today or else dasvidanya"

shilling for the Official Wall Fund????

maybe trump should just try a kickstarter

tonight on #splatoon2 : "wow, i wonder why i never play with all these other weapons! i should use them!"

SEVERAL GAMES LATER

"i remember why i stay in my comfort zone now"

i can't believe google ACTUALLY came through for me on this one so i could land a stupid joke to a friend

(the clip is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dxICJHd518 btw)

kinda want to give my fursona antlers

kinda want the antlers to end up being tree branches that blossom/have leaves........... is that too cliche basic white girl

i mean it's either that or have the antlers decorated like my godsona hart. do people still do godsonas? fuck it, anyway, character hart

holy SHIT has that meme been in my fucking gif folder for a hot goddamn minute. I'VE HAD THAT THING SINCE HIGH SCHOOL

idk this looks like a p interesting little meme but i can guarantee my opinions will not be as coherent and knowledgeable as others but anyway (cr1itikal voice) let's do this shit

basically what i'm saying is that anakin skywalker fell to the dark side because the institutions around him so clearly and obviously decided that a mounting avalanche of trauma was something not only that they could ignore, but that they could actively punish anakin skywalker for daring to have, so that the only coping strategy he had was guilt and self-hatred.

YEAH WHAT DID Y'ALL THINK WAS GONNA FUCKING HAPPEN, JEDI ASSHOLES.

anyway that whole detour in modding ended when, after stomping through pouting about how their mental health was so so bad please give pity it's just so bad (but how DARE anyone suggest 'maybe counseling or a self-help book'), they started in with "does anyone else get soooo jealous of asians because they're naturally pretty"

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JUST WHAT SORT OF "MEAT" ARE WE "TENDERIZING" HERE, WAYFAIR.

also looking at the weather radar is somewhat intimidating. glad that i'm south enough that we're only going to get rain, but phew

RIP 'bama

well, the last thing i posted to discord (because i rebooted it on account of my mod powers not working correctly in a server) was this

prophetic innit

organizing means making things cute right? right.

can you trace Listening To Lisa Loeb when young as cause in part of my now favouring cats-eye glasses?

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also here's #todaysselfie , i call today's look "shit fuck no time to fix my eyeliner heck dang it whatever whatever this is fine"

things i'm glad #conanexiles did while i was not playing it: optimizing so it runs better

things i wish conan exiles had also done while i was not playing it: WHY ARE ROOFTOPS STILL SO FUCKING FINICKY THAT WAS LIKE PULLING TEETH LAST NIGHT AND NOW I HAVE WEIRD PILLARS EVERYWHERE, THANKS.

so last night my dog tucked herself in VERY cutely, even making a pile of blankets into a pillow for her head

i tried to capture this cuteness

instead i got some highly relateable moods.

#hollypls #dogsofmastodon #dog #pupper #MOOOOOMTURNOFFTHEFLAAAAAASHIMTRYINGTOSLEEEEEEEP