Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@troubleMoney i mean you shipped off your criminals to Savannah even after it was full of gators, idk what y'all expected to happen 😂

(also dang now i want some curry) (and garlic naan)

@troubleMoney we literally add so much sugar to it that it must be added while the tea is hot because otherwise we won't be able to get it to supersaturate in properly

i am not making this up

@troubleMoney oh i can make this so much worse. so very very much worse.

i'm from the south

y'all ever heard a recipe for southern style sweet iced tea

@troubleMoney i might use it for hot cocoa from time to time when i don't feel like walking to the other end of the house tbh

complicating this: i am horridly american and all but the cheapest of electric kettles often end up feeling bougie as fuck because "why wouldn't you just microwave some water"

@troubleMoney oh i got one that's like stainless steel with a fancy spout and has variable temperature control all the way from 104-212 F.

and not even for making tea. or pour over coffee. or any of the things it suggests. it's exclusively for sitting in my bathroom and boiling distilled water

Rather Bougie

feeling exceedingly bougie now that i've set up my new electric kettle

note: this is not a political statement, i'm just trying to keep up my neti pot rinses and not die of ameboid illnesses from tap water lol

quoth my shoulder, Ｃ Ｒ Ｕ Ｎ Ｃ Ｈ

@fluffy as one spoonie in much the same boat to another, pls have my sympathies and also these capybara to help you through the day!!

scientific FACT: you become 300% better at video games while listening to Night Tempo's Pure Baby Maker. https://youtu.be/DZ0JO09iewo

@Lumb omg!!! what a cutie!!! pls boop his nose for me, those little fangies are so cute!!

now time to go ice down my shoulder and make soothing noises at it like one would to an overstressed race horse

what are people calling these? #pokesona ...? #pokemon #fusona maybe? i got no idea. anyway, it's me, the #wigglytuff

@extinct@redroo.ml as the prophecy foretold... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05CXzjS8HX4

@sky this is the first time i've heard about such a place but that... that sounds utterly terrifying. i think actually they may have invented a new circle of hell, which is "no muting, filtering, and so on - just a constant stream of fandom wank all the time"

so obviously when you play two games on your switch, you imagine your player characters immediately interacting, right? have a very dumb joke of the meeting between my #warframe ember and my squidkid from #Splatoon2 . with the joke straight up ripped from b99 because i'm a dearth of creativity

holy shit warframes are hard as balls to draw

@Bashabez (not that i think the medieval mindset was totally right, but y'know, sometimes you study people so you can figure out why they were wrong, LMAO. and the american protestant rejection of church history and intellectual thought means they don't even stick around to go "i disagree with these people because...", they just pretend the entire thing never existed.) (so in summary, my thoughts on that attitude -)