Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

I AM GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND AND RUN SCREAMING TO GIVE REMENT MY MONEY

oh my Fucking God you guys

....i ordered all these cool nail powder pigments from bornpretty and it's been long enough that i can't remember what i ordered. like, at all.

and they all look very similar in the jars.

I GUESS I'M GONNA HAVE... AN ADVENTURE

my new year's hopes:

IF FAMILY AND LOVED ONES COULD STOP BEING SICK/DYING/IN THE HOSPITAL THAT WOULD BE A SUPER GREAT THING FOR ALL OF YOU TO DO PLEASE.

@Aleums this is a sweet and darling boy and i accept him into my life

new year's resolutions:

-to expand on my routine of taking care of myself. not just washing my face every day, but also brushing/flossing/tongue scraping, and neti pot, and so on.

-to go to a meetup in #lolitafashion in real life! even if it's just me and non-lolita friends being patient with me!

-to write another chapter of my pet fanfic Masquerade.

-to write at least three articles/reviews on sweetdisabled.com!

well, i used the laser hair removal thing on my nipples and haven't spontaneously combusted, so i'm gonna count that as a win.

@Tenshi@yiff.life i know what you mean. i think it may be a function partially of masto as a whole having less people in it.

i think it also might be a cultural thing of masto being decentralized? whereas twitter is everyone all in one room, masto is more like parlors and dining rooms.

so i guess with the above the fix is mostly to do some of the social grist-in-the-mill work of circulating around, introducing yourself in various spheres, and so on. couldn't hurt, anyway?

....actually i wonder if i could jury rig a thing to do my legs with it.

part of the problem with shaving my legs right now is just fucking reaching. the remington ilight widget requires a firm button press on the top but i can probably... idk, there's got to be some lever or something where i could stick it on the end of a stick and do a trigger pull for the button press...

ah, being a #spoonie makes rube goldberg engineers of us all, i guess

i mean it's probably a very bad idea, but i think i may attempt it anyway.

it's fine, it's just like 5 nip hairs, it's fine, worst case scenario i wear loose dresses for a bit since i don't even wear bras normally anyhow....

i might even get really fancy and -

wait.

.........can you use those at-home high intensity light hair removal things on your nipples? is that a bad idea? that's probably a bad idea isn't it

i totally forgot that i had it because i just didn't have the spoons to keep up with it at the time, and now that i have rediscovered it i'm SUPER JAZZED

because being incredibly pale-skinned and dark-haired, all the electrolysis i did in middle school (yep. middle school. thanks pcos) has... well, not really stuck around much

you know, despite having bought this fancy remington ilight doodad, then wandering off and getting distracted, i have no idea how often i'm supposed to use this thing.

i guess.... just once after every shave/shower Until It Has An Effect?

at which point i'll probably notice that my pcos neckbeard is only gone in irregular patches and drive myself mad at how i am bad at estimating where to go next on me faec

@gazimoff i'm all set myself, but i'll gladly give this a boost for other people to see! 💖

also, pro #spoonie tips - #MRI s don't suck nearly as bad as they used to. most of them now have where you can listen to something while you have the MRI. podcasts are GREAT for this, because it gives you something definite to focus on that's not the beat of a song that's going to get interrupted by the WHUMPWHUMPWHUMP of the machine. the last one i had was able to queue up whatever from online so i made the tech listen to half an ep of #sawbones :D