Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@Critter after blinking solidly in confusion, i think i can translate

most generous reading: "i think of fursonas as translations of self, and so designing one makes little sense to me, just like you didn't design the way you look like in real life in many respects."

more likely reading: "i'm a twat who is gonna start wailing about sparkledogs ruining everything in three, two...."

(i'd just casually link them all the lovely colors domestic skunks can be bred in)

a line from #fnv has now taken on a life of its own and now you can go on etsy and buy all the ~inspirational quote~ momentos of it you want, from people who are apparently completely oblivious of its origin

AND I FIND THIS HILARIOUS

listen, i'm all for people finding inspiration where they can to persevere through the hard times.

however

nothing makes me laugh quite as hard as remembering that joshua graham's quote about surviving being tarred and set on fire and punted off a cliff into a river by caesar, as related as he checks all his guns in his World's Angriest Mormon manner, has now totally taken on a life of its own completely divorced of its context in the game, or even of being part of fallout new vegas at all

@daylight and GOD HELP YOU if you get jimothy's chicken nuggets even slightly overdone, HE'S ALLERGIC TO CRISPY.

@daylight i feel like this might be the spider equivalent of an "i want to speak to your manager" haircut

i'm glad i got to end the #splatfest in #splatoon2 on a high note!! (especially because i spent a lot of the time getting my face smashed in LOL...)

realtalk tho i'm going to miss the glittery ink, like, a lot.

@maple words are extremely hard, i understand completely

pain brain usually eats my make-words-go entirely. still kind of recovering from burnout as well. words are hard

@NovaSquirrel honestly i'm sure i would frustrate everyone here to absolute tears because i'm very used to mmorpg style, where i tend to be extremely rapid-fire, and separate up dialog and action (and honestly am usually playing one-and-a-half characters - my ffxiv arcanist and her carbuncle, my hunter and their pet, etc.)

@maple it's easy as pie!*

*if you're a longwinded fool whose prose verges on indigo if not outright purple**

**helps also if you're doing any heavy lifting of worldbuilding or description at the time

i can barely live with 500 characters for normal-ass ramblings y'all. i am the sort of writer that launches into a sentence, then returns, five months later, having grown a full beard, been on an accidental vision quest from ingesting dubious mushrooms, made my own clothing from birch bark, and after having befriended a squirrel after nursing it back to health. it's just how it be sometimes. mommas, don't let your babies be english majors.

people roleplaying on this platform terrify me slightly because of how they work around the word limit

"harp don't you rp in mmorpgs?" yeah but in mmorpgs i don't gotta describe all of the shit that's happening, only SOME of the shit that's happening. left to my own devices i am a longwinded asshole that needs many details shoved in there, half of them purely adverbs. my fav color is purple and so is my prose. i can't live with only 500 characters

I MIGHT NOT BE KILLING THE ROSEMARY CRIMMAS TREE THIS YEAR

accidentally forgot to take it out of the dining room until like. january 2nd. at which point it had sent out a bunch of runners are HEWWO???? ANYSUN THEWE????

but hey that's better than going all brown and sad and dead!!

now it seems happier after sitting in the window a couple of days. i still need to figure out how much/how often to water it but i'll get there. maybe one of those automatic water bulb things???

dogs........... softe. good to pet.

@Nukacola nah, there's a way to do it that they allow that's sort of like sub-accounts on your google account. you can then have them all filter into the same inbox if you want but that i personally haven't done yet

like honestly, if you're trying to draw furry art lewds and are all 'oh god no i can't draw body hair', don't draw furry lewds.

step it back a bit. just draw a big titty nekomimi or whatever. i'll still side-eye you but i won't do it *quite* as harshly.

furries are... furry. they furry y'all. if you got paws and a tail and a non-human face shape, you're gonna have to address the rest. if ya don't wanna, don't get into the game!!!

IS your wolf girlfriend with a nice fuzzy ruff on her neck going to have a completely smooth bikini zone, hm? IS SHE? WHY do people keep DRAWING THAT. for one thing it's rather alarmingly jarring to have that just drawn smooth as a brazilian waxer's dream yet still colored in the same color as the fur and whatnot.

i mean come on. if you want a furry gf you want a FURRY GF. if there is nothing to floss with in those genitals you're a coward, fool and a knave, and this is a stone cold fact

the most cowardly thing i see in art with some regularity:

girly furries being drawn with mysteriously no body hair

sawbones: now, many people don't like cats because they are allergic to them -

me, thinking of the last time i saw a cat and was compelled to go make kissy noises, and dreaming of just putting my face in its fur even though i know that means a gunky nose and crusty eyes: ............hmm sounds fake

"what are han and chewie though" han is a jack russel terrier because of his amazing propensity to cause absolute chaos wherever he goes

chewie is just a dude

"but this is a furry au" yes exactly, so that means the furry-izing ray hits the wookiee and un-furries him instead of making double furry happen. chewie is just a dude. just a regular ass human in among all this shit. don't question me, this is obviously how it all makes sense.