Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

JFK was a lil bih but everyone over-idolizes him because he was assassinated and had a pretty wife

while he did help push forward civil rights there's also the bay of pigs to contend with, and he was a pretty regrettable lout of a person in his personal life

also the whole kennedy political dynasty has been coasting on his involvement to new and amazing heights of stupid to this very day

in short: fuck 'im

@nyah@octodon.social i have no idea

i was promised that if i was in a dystopian hellscape we'd at least have some cool fashion with it

"surely this is a hoax!" NO I CLICKED IT'S REAL. (i'm braver than any US marine for clicking it and having it in my browser history, pls send sympathy cards)

HE'S VERY PANICKY ABOUT 500,000 DOLLARS BY THE END OF TODAY

y'all i made a joke about it but i'm like 75% sure now the money he wants for his wall is what he owes to a russian loanshark and he just got told "comrade, we need some money today or else dasvidanya"

shilling for the Official Wall Fund????

maybe trump should just try a kickstarter

tonight on #splatoon2 : "wow, i wonder why i never play with all these other weapons! i should use them!"

SEVERAL GAMES LATER

"i remember why i stay in my comfort zone now"

i can't believe google ACTUALLY came through for me on this one so i could land a stupid joke to a friend

(the clip is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dxICJHd518 btw)

how tired am i?

just read "DNS propagation" and it took me a good solid 10 seconds to remember it's not some kinda breeding kink thing

kinda want to give my fursona antlers

kinda want the antlers to end up being tree branches that blossom/have leaves........... is that too cliche basic white girl

i mean it's either that or have the antlers decorated like my godsona hart. do people still do godsonas? fuck it, anyway, character hart

other people: saying words and knowing what those words meme

my brain at the moment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evwwWWYD0ZA , on loop

anyway if we're killing all cishets who's gonna be the first to do me a solid and take me out back to ol yeller me and my cold

or is the oppression that i am now going to be forced to endure this shit

[insert vadernooooo.mp4 here]

i can't tell if i need more cough syrup or less cough syrup to understand the fedi timeline tonight

possibly yes to both

also honestly i feel like Zero from Drakengard 3 and Darth Vader would probably, if you flung them at each other, get along surprisingly well

*after* they attempted to kill each other, ofc

but after the brawl they'd probably be chill. sit around a campfire discussing their favourite ways to stab shit to death, etc etc. while mikhail tries to hide behind a tree about 1/6th of his size staring warily at vader and octa makes lewd jokes

the other Extremely Darth Vader song that is going to get me scoped for weeb shit is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQrQEmClpWc This Silence Is Mine

however i feel like this is a lot more self-explanatory, and is not quite as hard a sell as the hatsune mikus, because a) i quite like Chihiro Onitsuka's vocal roughness, b) drakengard 3 is suitably dark and gritty as to not immediately offend darth vader fans who know it (and obscure enough that others won't recognize it HA)

holy SHIT has that meme been in my fucking gif folder for a hot goddamn minute. I'VE HAD THAT THING SINCE HIGH SCHOOL

@troubleMoney it's hatsune mikus all the way down

so there you have it everyone, darth vader's breakdown-related disassociation is vocaloids

"so i keep having this dream that i'm strangling you to death. oh also i think that if i just kill myself it would be beautiful and wonderful and the world would be right again!"

JUST LOOK AT THIS https://lyricstranslate.com/en/meltdown-roshin-yuukai-meltdown.html

LISTEN. I DON'T CARE THAT THIS SONG WAS POPULARIZED BY VOCALOIDS.

IT IS ESSENCE OF ANAKIN SKYWALKER/DARTH VADER

THAT IS WHAT HIS HEAD IS PLAYING 24/7 Y'ALL

oh thank goodness, i finally found a nice male cover of Meltdown so i can add this song with impunity to basically every darth vader/anakin skywalker playlist i ever create without getting immediately scoped for weeb shit by way of vocaloid nonsense