Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

"lupin the third, but bishonen" is probably one of the most horrific things i've attempted to imagine lately honestly

@InspectorCaracal listen you're making the bold assumption that i know, like, any anime after What Was On Toonami Circa 2006

it's like, inuyasha and lupin the third and i am pretty sure that lupin is Not Bishonen

maybe goemon if you push it

jigen will likely shoot you if you try

@InspectorCaracal whelp, time to learn Fortran so i can publish a treatise with Sesshomarou having a nip slip on the cover

i think i'm officially just tired and frustrated and hurting so i should probably just take some painkillers and go the fuck to sleep instead of ranting

nonetheless, i remain increasingly fed up with the casual bigotry that gets a pass, even in 'enlightened' spaces, with "but it's a funny meme!" or "i'm being ironic!" or "but it's anime though!" or a thousand other excuses

yes he reads theory, but does he think at all about the media he creates and passes along? ...or do the dishes?

@gen@berries.space so has the ball pit been announced yet?

"harp are you just salty tonight because you're hurting"

yes, but i'm still right

"here's the moe anime girl cover of my computer programming book"

thanks, i think i just broke out in hives! congrats on your accomplishment of deciding the best way to promote your work of computer science is to tack some 14-year-old anime girls in short skirts on there, because that's what computer science has been missing this whole time: the smarm of boy's-club-only anime-convention neckbeard grease.

slate.com article writer: i can't believe disney making all this crap means star wars sucks now

me, an intellectual, remembering the ewoks saturday morning cartoon series and a thousand other wookieepedia entries: You Fool, You Knave, Star Wars Has Always Been Shitty

he's just a very very handsome lad that i would like to alternate between snuggling obnoxiously, and then maybe riding like a rented pony

i even fully accept that if kiryu was approximately near my location, majimas would begin physically manifesting in my house

i'm willing to undergo the Majima Everywhere mechanic

even at 3am

as i'm going to get a glass of water

look at this man. wonderful. flawless.

i got really sad for a moment about how i'm too sick to play ffxiv like i want and what used to be my main refuge has become a quagmire of guilt and shame

so i looked up some happy yakuza music to make myself feel better

and i remembered that kiryu.............. is handsome........................ https://i.gifer.com/2HRR.gif

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online this is reminding me strongly of the emu war

(in which it was australia vs. emus, and australia lost.)

anyone who whines that dinos are ruined by feathers because nothing with feathers can be that scary has clearly never met a cassowary

(or even just a goose)

@kittypuffreloaded@lgbtq.cool oh jeez, have you made sure to add magnesium in there? i forget if it's an electrolyte or not honestly, but it's also what often helps my "WHY THIS" inexplicable cramps

do trigger point massages help you at all? https://www.askdoctorjo.com/ might also be a good place to look for stretches and such to potentially help?

@InspectorCaracal also an EXTREMELY good word to say

really nice mouthfeel, bubbly, effervescent

...i sound like a sommelier but saying wolpertinger is the same kinda delightful as sipping champagne and i'm gonna stand by that

the one (1) major advantage WoW has over FFXIV:

wolpertinger inclusion

@InspectorCaracal wait shit i mixed up jackalopes and wolpertingers didn't i

THERE GOES MY MAGIZOOLOGY GRADE

what... what if... jackalope, but the rabbit bit is a raccoon

flying on over to your birdbath to wash a berry, eating their snack, then doing a cute bird splash on the wings and shaking themselves off before flying away

holy shit

i think i may have just invented best animal???