listen in my defense, look at this shit
i don't wanna get out in this fuckery, do YOU?
at least i can coordinate around my cute umbrella i guess grumble grumble hiss groan
@lynnesbian see also regional variants of the Techbroius Fuckboii:
T. Fuckboii, s. Macintoshii - "well you wouldn't be having this problem if you used apple like i do. they don't get viruses you know"
T. Fuckboii, s. Linuxus - "this is why you should just run linux! what do you mean you need accessibility and documentation? if you don't know how to do that you just shouldn't use computers, ugh!"
@lynnesbian ah yes, the wild techbro
"technology isn't for using or understanding! it's for lording over people and feeling really smug all the time. what's that? helping someone? why would i help anyone? i'm here to feel superior!"
@maple a carrot cake muffin but with pecans instead of walnuts because walnuts are trash tier nuts and i will defend this stance until my grave.
also with cream cheese icing but with like a caramel swirl or some shit on top too where they do the like kinda marbled design where you drag a toothpick through it? yeah
@InspectorCaracal peanut butter and banana milkshake.
@dragonmagic i realize i started that thought and then got distracted WHOOPS
i mean it's kind of a relief because i don't have to feel like a weenie when they wouldn't accept donations anyway LOL
@dragonmagic ngl that's kind of a relief to hear in some ways because i considered doing that at some point but then i was all
"oh ok the pcos means i'll probably just uhhhhhhhhhhh get some nice cysts and be fucked with pain"
@hal@slime.global idk why this makes me laugh so much, but it does https://imgur.com/gallery/08ign
allyship is supporting surgeries and therapies of transplanted uterus etc. into those that are transitioning and want them,
while also knowing you're off the table as a candidate to donate not because of any personal convictions but because if someone else got this fucking bullshit i'm pretty sure it would be violating lemon law and fair goods acts in at least 15 states
if the non-english-major nerds are staring at that punchline, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wife_of_Bath%27s_Tale#Female_sovereignty
also pls note this line in the synopsis:
>The Knight responds by saying that the choice is hers, an answer which pleases her greatly
it just works y'all
i was going to write a longer, involved thoughtful post about shipping and social justice and writing fanfic and the intersection of all of these things etc in meditative pondering about how i strive to be thoughtful in certain ways,
and then i realized i can really just summarize a lot down, so:
how do i ship anakin/padme?
well the chapter in my pet fanfic where anakin/vader and padme begin their reconciliation is going to be titled "the wife of bath's tale"
30 y/o - token cishet - tumblr refugee. spoonie/15 chronic conditions in a trenchcoat/actual cyborg. just hangin' in there