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@root ...that is srsly weird.

have you started any new medications or supplements? like even shit that you wouldn't think would be in the same wheelhouse at all?

eating not affecting your blood glucose though is a big ❗ though - mostly if you can show that eating does Fucking Nothing if you're going low which is, y'know, bad times

really really fuckin weird, definitely put in a call to your doc asap. it's not like ER level but it's "get up at 8am" level imho

@Lunostophiles@snouts.online oh god you know what's awful?

truly awful? truly truly bad and wicked and no good?

..............................i actually want it

the necklace is horrid and can get lost but i think it is of much much more modern make and lower quality. but being a slut for mother of pearl and vague victoriana - THEM BOXES THO 👀

honestly the celebrities i would be most excited to meet

ruth goodman. lucy worsley.

"harp those are not really celebrities?" listen they were on tv close enough. "yes but they're both historians who do documentaries..." YEAH. REALLY REALLY GOOD DOCUMENTARIES.

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honestly i may just decide it's time for a rewatch of the historical farm series

GOD that series is SO GOOD

honestly in general if people know of educational podcasts/youtube channels that aren't regrettable assholes, also totally let me know. even better if they're written with an attitude of light comedy or good cheer

basically Sawbones, But Not Medical History

let me know

i'm getting a little bit of mental cabin fever while being super ouchy and unable to do something but i'm ok with running information through my head and hoping shit sticks lol

(why i'm asking is that i know i could probably find many courses... being taught by white people as if they're teaching about dead civilizations. but i want to actually learn properly, not just be fed more bullshit.

i'm also honestly not opposed to a more casual/pop history sort of style because, well, spoonie brain is not up to grad school level discussion. it doesn't have to pander to me with a puppet show, but i'm just, uh, kinda stupid when pain meds are on board.)

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henlo mastoverse

does anyone have some resources about indigenous history of the americas? specifically something like a podcast or recorded lectures that are free to listen to?

i'm white as hell so i don't want to step on any toes, but also... this is emphatically stuff i should know, and is a huge gap in my knowledge.

i'm disabled/often full of pain meds so i don't have the mettle to pay for and follow a proper course, but if anyone knows free resources, i'd super appreciate it.

@pettancow you know the rules bub, you gotta retake the test every 5 years to make sure you're appropriately licensed to safely handle those tentacles

it's 2019, thanks to snapchat, EVERYONE has a fursona

some people just don't want to admit it yet

snapchat animal filters : fursonas ::
boxed wine and 2 buck chuck : an expensive sommelier's favourite wine

i'm just sayin

yes it is scaley fursecution because it's all dogs/cats/foxes/pandas etc

(bored government official voice) if you have no fursona on record with our office, one will be provided to you via use of random snapchat filter,

@jeff it's probably because of seeing eye ponies, which are often a better choice for blind people if they live in rural enough areas to, y'know, keep a pony

i bought a witchcraft book that was written in the 90s and oh man it does NOT disappoint

me: oh no this person is talking about 'if i've softblocked you' i hope they're not talking about me on this post i see on my timeline because i am following them i hope i didn't get softblocked!!!

my brain: :loading:

me: ......wait

@HYPERLINK i feel like you might want to maybe try some beano if you're emitting too much bottom radiation

....

p.s. yes i know this joke is terrible but also the siren song of an easy fart joke is impossible at times to resist

@boisdevache@guineapig.party bonus if the joke becomes more and more elaborate as wesley attempts to attain booze

"oh i'll just bring my mom's drink to her now that it's up -" he sneaks a sip, IT'S ACTUALLY A HOLOGRAM MAKING IT LOOK LIKE A RUM AND COKE! IT'S MILK!

he jimmies open a door and sneaks into the storeroom, "oh they won't miss a couple of ounces from the tap", grabs a cup and -

it's milk. ice cold milk. the glass frosts up to reveal YOU'RE A GROWING BOY, DRINK YOUR MILK WESLEY

@boisdevache@guineapig.party i would like to suggest the reverse:

wesley orders basically everything alcoholic on the menu, always gets a glass of milk

"there's the drink you ordered" "but i wanted that rum cocktail!!!!!!!" "we all have things we want, wesley. drink your milk"

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