Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

i COULD do something productive like write or transfer things over from tumblr to pillowfort ffxiv blog or organize things or work towards some goals in ffxiv or grind out some ranks in warframe, while i watch poirot

but i ain't gonna

way too many white cishet gay dudes think "but i'm gay" is a get out of jail free card for whatever bad behavior they might want to examine and correct and stop inflicting on others lol

I'M SO GLAD SHE CALLED OUT JAMES CHARLES FOR BEING A CREEPY FUCK

gay dudes sexually harassing straight dudes is not a funny joke!!!! it's not a good plan to "turn someone" into the sexuality you prefer or to "break them" into however you want!!!!

it's fucked up when het men threaten lesbians with this, it's also fucked when gay men threaten straight men with this

dog ownership in georgia be like:

put black and white dog out

let black and white and lovely blush pink with orange undertones dog in

thanks georgia clay, a little more micah and i can pretend my dog is making herself rose gold to be on trend

@kittypuffreloaded@lgbtq.cool honestly it's awful either way, but part of me would rather it be intentional maliciousness and disruption - people consciously out to hurt - rather than just... so many fucking oblivious dudebros who think a t-shirt that says feminist is a pussy pass, who mock 'nice guys' without realizing they are the same damn thing with a different coat of paint slathered on there

me: you know i shouldn't delve deep into the youtube drama, i shouldn't get into figuring out this whole projared thing, it's just vapid gawking at this point

also me, a knave, a fool, and a hypocrite: YOOOOOOOO TATI'S PUT OUT A VIDEO DETAILING HOW HER RELATIONSHIP WITH JAMES CHARLES WENT TOXIC 👀 👀 👀 ❗ OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY 🍿 🍿 🍿

MORE EXTREMELY GOOD GREEN FRIENDS FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION:

volvox!

they bounce and roll around and are full of multitudes and it's great

i think they are very pretty

i have decided........... it is green anole posting time

WHY GREEN ANOLES ARE GOOD:

- very fast lizard friends!!!!!

- can turn from brown to green and are sometimes called the american chameleon for this! brown usually means they are sluggish/tired/cold, green is ready to bounce around

- down to fight and/or seduce you a large percentage of the time with dewlap

- unparalleled at giving unimpressed side-eye to keep your hubris in check

the ants may be going fucking mad this spring, but at least lots of lizard friends are also enjoying it

my dad captured a wee skink and got him outside after the skink buddy had decided to try and make a break for the living room lol

i hope i'll see a green anole soon. they're just really delightful little dudes

i'm probably about to be swarmed with reply guys into feet, but oh well.

also, does anyone have any recs for elastic shoelaces for combat boot type shoes, especially that come in fun colors (or at least white)? because i love my boots but they don't have a zip and my disabled ass is not so great at wrestling them off and on.

however, i was kawaii as fuck today, wearing not only my pink angel-wing combat boots, but also my pusheen leggings

not even sweating bc of the heat (well ok, but only a little)

but rather that really nasty sweating that's like. "hey, just fyi, it's me, your body. we're about to be in massive pain. but you can push through it a little bit more, since we're diverting all screaming into sweating. as soon as you get finished and sit down, though, You're Gonna Get It. okay bye!"

i did my makeup pretty good today and was all "oh i look cute, maybe i will take a good selfie when i get back home" and THEN like a FOOLISH FOOL i said "oh sure, i can come with you to the grocery store after this appointment"

now i return a sweaty mess, mostly dead, raccoon-eyed and all

p.s. yes i know the actual word is kerning but when kerning is afflicted by bad kerning it turns into keming

"wow that's a little harsh isn't it harp"

my mom is a graphic designer who worked as a typesetter for many years

SHADING BAD FONT CHOICES IS IN MY BLOOD. now who's got some keming we can mock

also, any human being who consciously chooses to use curlz mt in their street art deserves to have their toes eaten