Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

AT LEAST I DIDN'T TAKE MY DIABETES MEDS YET I GUESS

hey shoulder i wanted to eat tortellini for dinner and not PAIN SO BAD I FEEL NAUSEATED

ok i know it's birdsite but #ffxiv tag... y'all.... https://twitter.com/ffxivtoilets i wheezed multiple times

@InspectorCaracal y'know what that's close enough to accurate honestly, just imagine it, like, out to politely wait for some garlic naan if it's being offered

i need to see if netflix's english subtitles for Amrapali are decent, and if they have other classic bollywood movies with Vyjayanthimala in them, and actually watch them instead of just looking at gifsets l m a o

i may have been reminded today how much of an awful curryboo i am, but every time i see gifsets of Amrapali floating around, the costumes are just... so... INCREDIBLE.

@monorail and 'selfie-insert' is when the dildo's got a camera on the end of it

...i think this object actually exists but i'm far too much of a coward to actually google it and find it

i've never played doom, but i have some ideas to put forward about #doomguy .

1. doomguy is a massive clingy cuddler if he likes you enough

2. also iron fucking grip

3. basically his version of cuddling is that he becomes a pillbug and you are in the middle somewhere

4. basically the closest a person can come to ball form while not being samus aran

5. it's very cute, if you don't need to get up and do anything for about 8 hours

truly, Erato remains the most inscrutable of the muses

me: writing is too hard, i wish i could write, i wonder where my writing brain is

writing brain: sup bitch it's me

me: hooray!!! so about that next chapter of -

writing brain: no time to talk we need to make several thousand words of Leon Kennedy getting sex pollen'd with Mr. X despite watching like half an episode of a playthru of the remake and not playing any resident evil games ourselves whatsoever

me: but

me: wait

me: why

PLEASED NOISES

now if only i could shave my legs lmao

well hot diggity, that's unexpected but exciting

i ordered some rainbow knee socks off aliexpress all "i bet these won't stretch at all... but i can still scrunch them up and be cute!" and They Actually Fit Wtf

nota bene: just as how not every male person who uses technology, or is in technology, is a tech bro, not every man who uses linux is a linux bro.

a bro who uses linux boots up his computer and uses linux.

a Linux Bro burbles in the cesspit of the internet, thinks "being clever enough to install linux" is a sign he is a glorious chosen one with infallible intellect, and never stops to consider "hm, what if i'm wrong, actually?"

i do have a sudden urge to watch Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade tho

which is far from a perfectly politic movie, but is quite satisfying in a campy way

linux bros gotta be linux bros i suppose

AAAAAAANYway

@architect@linuxrocks.online to even make that argument, you have to say that nazi is not actually something that should be used as a shorthand for evil - it should not be considered analagous or in the same category.

that's your thesis statement.

please stand up and tell the class about how the good good nazi men are your friends and you love them. don't hide it behind "hot takes". own your position.

and own your social isolation for it, because around here, the only good nazi is a dead nazi.

@architect@linuxrocks.online however, you don't wanna actually talk about how good ideas can get misinterpeited, and how we should not be quick to lionize people who are twisting things to bad ends.

nah, son, you went to MNEH MNEH MUH NAZIIEEEEEES :( :( :( THEY'RE NOT EVUUUUUUL :(

what in the boot-licking, fash-loving, uniform-wanking, genocide-adoring, stupid-ass nazi motherfuckery is this?

fuck off, nazi.

@architect@linuxrocks.online throwing nazis in shows how much of a red herring it is. the actual topic - "hey, some people did some pretty bad shit in the name of this ism y'all like" - is not about nazis. i would argue, also, that you might want to say "stop being mad at people who misinterpret meritocracies! you don't hate that, you hate the shitty system! but also please look at the atrocities people have done in the name of other -isms and condemn the core idea wholesale thx" is a bit silly.

@architect@linuxrocks.online then why are you saying that people should stop considering nazis as evil, here.

i don't think you get to deserve a cw for this so you can hide it as a ~hot take~. "well before you say nazis are evil, you should consider THIS" makes morality into a strange zero-sum game, especially with the end goal of "well everyone did bad things and nobody's gonna be happy with every system uwu~~ you guys are just too focused on cancelling isms~"

if you want to be pro-nazi, stand up and take it.