Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@architect@linuxrocks.online you really think "mnnehhh you guuuuyyysss the nazis maybe weren't so baaaad the other side did bad things tooooo" is a hot take?

it's got freezer burn from 1943.

"well both sides did bad things" is something you're using in the most yellow-bellied manner to get out of examining your OWN shit.

don't pretend it don't stink.

and better yet? please crawl back to your alt-right hole and fuck off.

@architect@linuxrocks.online like... are you really going to say "don't think nazis are evil, ok? it's really hard to build a system everybody likes uwu you're just rugsweeping because hating nazis is trendy and ~apparently~ time to ~abolish them~"

yeah, it IS time to abolish nazis. we had a bit of a war about that. it was a whole thing. maybe you missed it

@architect@linuxrocks.online "Similarly if you use "Nazi" as shorthand for evil, there's a few evils in the name of communism and socialism you may want to get familiar with."

i can hate both sets of evil, i got time. why are you setting up this false zero-sum perspective?

especially, why are you doing this with the apparent aim of "be nicer to nazis, they weren't REALLY that bad"?

i keep reading 'two wolves' but in the cadence of 'two trucks' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WchseC9aKTU

but also if you have dry lips at night, especially if you wear a cpap or similar, just trust me, get some of the laneige lip sleeping mask

it's creamy and sinks in and actually helps your lips out instead of just sitting on top being petroleum goopy or waxy, isn't assbutt levels of expensive when compared to other overnight lip treatments, and they even give you a wee silicone spatula if you don't like using your finger to get it out of the pot

@InspectorCaracal this is true but i also feel like i'm already teetering at the edge with the laniege roller ball eye cream and the sleeping lip mask i already use

and if it all works really well...... then i'm going to want to spend More Money on Trying More Similar Things.... ANGUISH

i'm scared both because i'm not sure how down with snail mucus i am, as a squeamish westerner, but also

i'm scared that if i use the snail face mask and it works REALLY REALLY FANTASTICALLY i have to go "well fuck, i'm now one of those fucking asian skincare snobs i guess"

i actually have two snail face masks i should try out but, dear reader, i am Slightly Scared

@Alyx i mean snail mucus is all the rage in asian skincare why not

the internet: answering anonymous questions is so fun!!! here's my curiouscat/etc etc come ask me questions!!!!! :>>>

me, someone who was fat in middle school where there was also a laptop program and we all had internet access: Hm, Y'all Have Fun, But For Me, Personally, Not In A Million Fucking Years

note that this is one of those times where it started out a shitpost but i honest to god do desire this object, because summer is here in georgia, i am dying of heat, and i know that my spoonie, sick, in pain ass can't twist myself into the pretzels required to shave my own legs

concept: one of those lawnmowing robots, but in miniature, so that i can just prop up my legs and let it sort out shaving them

@minty_beebooks i first read this as like a cw and i was about to be so offended on @Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online 's behalf that someone was being negative about giraffes

anyway the one true kink that matters is someone adoring and loving you with genuine, humble respect, not as just one facet, or even a few facets, but as your whole, gestalt entity, as the sum of all parts, of all thoughts, interests, and so on, truly allowing you to be vulnerable and open, and receiving such in return, all the gates flung wide so that souls can mingle freely

don't at me you know i'm right

NOTE:

"but i'm not a straight man so-"

YOU

DO

NOT

GET

A

FREE

PASS.

ACTING AS IF YOU ARE ENTITLED TO DEHUMANIZE WOMEN AND THAT THEY SHOULD BE HONORED TO BE ON THE RECEIVING END WILL MAKE ME STILL WANT TO PRY OPEN YOUR EYES AND DELICATELY SLICE YOUR EYEBALLS TO RIBBONS WHILE YOU ARE RESTRAINED AND CAN ONLY SCREAM.

if your bbw kink is justified with "but the fatties should be honored by this because i'm doing them a FAVOR by fetishizing them!", and you solidly consider bbw as a way to dehumanize fat women, and not consider their humanity in the least, and laugh at them for asking for consideration because WELL NOBODY ELSE IS GONNA SLEEP WITH YA FATTY:

i sincerely, truly hope you dine on broken glass and spend the next four weeks dying slowly and painfully.

honestly as a fat woman one of the most offputting attitudes i've ever encountered - and consider a subset of fatphobia - is that of

"well you should consider people into bbw/my own bbw kink as a really big compliment! i mean, isn't people seeing you as sexy so NOVEL and UNUSUAL? so stop worrying about being dehumanized already, gawd!"

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"maybe this person is worried about bbw chasers bc she wants someone interested in her as a gestalt whole, like i am. so maybe we shouldn't dismiss her concerns wholesale as absurd or just internalized self-loathing"

>lol how silly, when i was dating i was just excited for anyone who liked me

WELL THEN BULLY FOR YOU BUT YOU'RE NOT EVERYONE, YOU NITWIT.

i mean honestly

if your partner says the only way they can work through their trauma and get mental wellness is to not be in a relationship with you

i swear this makes me want to make a Highlights For Children style cartoon

GALLANT is sad but loves their partner and wants them to get help and recovery!

GOOFUS minimizes their partner's stated needs and is concerned mostly about not being in a relationship with them!