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@InspectorCaracal i am a bear of very little brain and the idea that someone would just go "ah yes, this pre-made character is a complete and accurate representation of my inner self, i'll buy it for 15 bucks thanks" tends to break what little brains i still got

someone should be out there making mad bank on being a like. fursona concierge. like the professional who you talk to and who guides you through the creation of one.

kayfabe is a good word and i should use it more often. despite the fact that i have negative two interest in wrestling.

i first learned it through an asshole who decided that since his character in ffxiv was a garlean, everyone should hate him ooc too, and wanted to go "mneh mneh kayfabe tho" whenever someone called bs on that. but kayfabe is too nice a word to be left in such dreary surrounds. i am hereby commandeering it

@matt i mean i'm not entirely sure how serious you are but i bet if you wrote a little short story or worked on little elements to keep kayfabe, people would lose their shit over it lol

i've seen "zombie apocalypse MREs" after all (i don't know much about them or the subculture mind you, i just like emmymadeinjapan's soothing voice lol)

honestly the biggest culture/age gap moment i keep having on here is the idea of adopting/buying fursonas

knowing the furry community as i did when i first got into it, when i was like, fuckin 13 or some shit, the idea of adopting a furry persona and representation of yourself just makes me ❓ ❓ ❓

i know the meaning is "a furry character" now instead of more straight "furry persona" but it still breaks my brain a lil

hit level 69 in animal crossing pocket camp

N I C E

@Amuro_Rei for what it's worth, i don't know about sertraline specifically, but most medications are actually good for the next 10 years or so (iirc there's been some research into this by the army - blame MREs). the 'spoilage' for the vast majority just means that they become less effective. some is definitely better than none in the case of head meds, so i'd say that with a little more research, you should probably be ok taking them.

well they promised it's on its way

i am not ashamed to say i laid it on thick all "well, i guess i get to borrow money and eat ramen noodles to afford another source of cbd oil until the package gets here". i know it's bitchy of me to do that until i got an apology from customer service but i am also not fucking having it today y'all

4 more business days and i'm doing a fucking cc chargeback. :)

it took 30 minutes for them to reply with the same tracking number

usps's tracking usually doesn't run a full week behind :|

time to queue up for Customer Service Rep (Extreme) today

"replies in 3 minutes" customer support chat has had my message for 15 minutes with no reply lmao. i mean fuck's sake don't take nearly 200 bucks from me, say you've shipped needed pain medication, and then don't ship it for a fucking week

fingers crossed that tomorrow i can do more than lay on the floor groaning lol

goodnight fediverse

sleep good

sometimes a gal just wants a nice set of pecs covered in fur to just mash her face into and smell that man musk in, y'know?

i am but a humble cishet with humble ambitions that include motorboating chest hair

listen i'm not wrong! i'm not wrong

just. apply face. to those magnificent titties. will probably come up bronzed and self-tanned. okay with this.

also i'm trying to watch a makeup video as i sleepily putter to bed and i don't think i'm going to learn anything other than the fact that i kinda want to just mush my face into Celebrity Artist Scott Barnes's furred cleavage.

(i'm not actually that salty, my dad can get me the info to log in to these places if UGA has access, since that's one of his retiree perks)

(idk if my coca-cola university degree has perks like that still but w/e)

anyway if anyone knows of someplace that has like.

victorian era newspaper scans, of newspapers that were illustrated / had big advertising sections, let me know lol

listen, i know everyone gotta eat, but motherfucker? british national library? y'all GOT money. LET ME SEE THE NEWSPAPERS

ah yes, that good ol' internet researcher problem: Everything's Fucking Paywalled

maybe my #ffxivrp brain will come back home from the wars soon

and i can get out that thought about how the two main schools of healing magic - whm and sch, more or less - operate in different ways but end up with the same result 99.9% of the time

(whm, leaning on power of the spirits, is more about returning bodies to a 'platonic ideal' version; sch is more about speeding up and enhancing natural processes already there)

@aradinfinity ooooh, those are infinitely practical and very elegant! extremely good sun-hats :>

maybe i should try one - my usual problem is my head is too big LOL