Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@FirstProgenitor nutmeg!!! because she is a pumpkin spice colored horse lol

if anyone is wondering where the fuck i am

....i got myself breath of the wild as an impulse buy

so uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hey look at my horse

as a token cishet i've not said much on the subject because, well, not my business, however

happy pride!! if you have shitty family, i am your mom now. i love you and i'm proud of you for being in this world and making it brighter and more beautiful for your presence in it. remember to wear sunscreen to pride march and bring a water bottle, you know it's easy to get dehydrated out there!

it's a good thing there's no function to like, make your contacts hear a certain notification sound when you text them, because if there was everyone would now be getting texts from me announced by the korok YAHAHA! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMgK_E6_GAE

basically when i am queen saying you have a plus size section and going up to size 16 (which is actually equivalent to a USA size 12) will be illegal and punishable by death

@PaladinQuinn oh man that's good to hear! i've heard such varying reviews of them - at least they're not quite as much of a scam as milanoo (a name fucking hated and reviled among lolita fashion circles). i just get angry at them for saying they have plus size but then going up to nowhere near my size LMAO

@PaladinQuinn oh man those are SO CUTE.... dresslily is, alas, a pile of bullshit tho. when you get there, you're much better off going to aliexpress directly - at least sellers there will usually give you exact measurements and a better price. (chinese sizes are... a lot different lol)

@Anarkat 16 tons, even

why do i always remember that as either 40 or 14. mysteries of my motherfuckin brain lol

@Anarkat and at that point, i'm not sure you're objecting to popularity - you're objecting to how capitalism has a muzzling effect on creativity. if you want to see that in action, look up some articles analyzing how country music has lost all its teeth post 9/11 when it used to be the genre of 40 Tons and other anthems challenging the status quo.

@Anarkat you might be surprised by how entwined rap *is* with capitalism, and has been for a long time. same with punk. is it really a counterculture free of kowtowing to capitalism when there's Hot Topic in malls across the nation, catering to that aesthetic? similarly, there's a lot of suburban moms that DO listen to rap... especially when you look at suburbs and areas that aren't lily white.

but hell, even my private suburban high school for rich kids - most were rap fans.

@Anarkat isn't that true with all genres of music, though? after all, the same thing afflicts rap, country, r&b, etc... even 'hipster music', where the status quo is obscurity, lol

@Anarkat (however, honestly, i am cynical of such "popular is bad" statements not only with how that critique gets leveled along gender lines, but also because i've mainly seen it come from ...people who want to me to buy "counter-culture". it often gets used as this sort of tribalism, Preps and Jocks versus the Goths and Nerds, that i got way enough of in middle school and am happy to not revisit.)

i *could* delete and redraft that toot after noticing that minor error

oooooor i could just say that uhhhhhh

the minor imperfections show you that the organic toots are all natural and hand-crafted. it's, uhhh, wabi-sabi, innit

@Anarkat ngl (there is a vein of anti-beatles sentiment which is also very much still present against modern pop music - essentially, "if this is popular with teenage girls, it must be worthless and of no merit". and you'll notice that people who talk about the beatles being significant will often still hold this belief in there - they did their groundbreaking things after or in spite of rising to prominence with teenage girls most gripped by "beatlemania". obviously, i think it's bullshit.)

@Anarkat ehhh i'm not going to throw all pop music under the bus THAT hard tbh, or popular things in general. most people tend to consider the beatles as groundbreaking beyond simply being pop music, but i'm just not seeing it, was my point - and ditto skyrim, which is presented as groundbreaking but isn't quite so much.

@Motodrachen actually it's because unicorns all reverse-furried themselves into extinction (proof: a unicorn can only be tamed by a hot virgin girl. unicorns are the og reply guys)

by the time the zoologists were out there outfitting some of them with human masks it was sadly too late 😔 like if u cri every tiem

how you can tell i'm a bio major not a cs major: saw someone rightly pleased with themselves for deflecting a 3k client amplification DNS attack; took third reading before i realized it was DNS, not DNA, and they were not talking about preparing a sample for a client to use for gel electrophoresis

because i was stuck there going "ooer idk what numbers you're shooting for but 3k sounds like a good start to me" for a good bit