Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

i give it 75% odds that they pulled up somebody else's information and tried to charge somebody else's card and also call somebody else about it lmfao. or are just talking out their asses.

super groovy of them to not tell me this until the third time i asked "no really, where is my order from you", tho. SUPER GROOVY.

ah. so procana went from "it's in the mail no problems!" to "it's on its way, and will be here the early in week of the 2nd" to "actually your order never went through and we called and emailed lots of times because there was a problem with your cc number?"

me, gazing at my empty voicemail inbox, and my lack of emails from them other than receipt and shipping notice: ❌ TO DOUBT

at least this means there's not actually any pending charges from them so i can fuck off elsewhere

my cbd oil, which they told me was on the way on may 24, and then told me would DEFINITELY be here by today, still has not materialized and to boot the tracking number is still "in pre-shipment, label printed but package not received"

also, the faulty joy-con that got sent away for repairs is acting up..... again.

also also, the cold packs continue to spring leaks, and i need to contact *that* seller and be disgruntled at them.

:|

well i hate being The Angry Customer but, alas, i gotta today

i went digging thru old stupid pictures i cobbled together so please, all #nier and #yokotaro fans, have an inspirational board and a nice drink

also, relevant for all of us ffxiv players hitting up the next round of raids in the upcoming expansion

i may not be quite in the size range to wear it comfortably yet, but i *have* confirmed that my lindybop dress still does an above and beyond job of serving up my titties to look the best they've ever looked, on a silver platter, with a sprig of parsley and decoratively cut radish garnish, worthy of a michelin star

once i get to where i can wear it, and a bra, comfortably, IT'S ALL OVER FOR YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

that #spoonie feeling when, after becoming more and more damnably grimy, you finally acquire enough spoons to take a shower and emerge from your cocoon of sweat and filth, like minerva popping fully-formed from zeus's head

@FirstProgenitor nutmeg!!! because she is a pumpkin spice colored horse lol

if anyone is wondering where the fuck i am

....i got myself breath of the wild as an impulse buy

so uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hey look at my horse

as a token cishet i've not said much on the subject because, well, not my business, however

happy pride!! if you have shitty family, i am your mom now. i love you and i'm proud of you for being in this world and making it brighter and more beautiful for your presence in it. remember to wear sunscreen to pride march and bring a water bottle, you know it's easy to get dehydrated out there!

it's a good thing there's no function to like, make your contacts hear a certain notification sound when you text them, because if there was everyone would now be getting texts from me announced by the korok YAHAHA! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMgK_E6_GAE

basically when i am queen saying you have a plus size section and going up to size 16 (which is actually equivalent to a USA size 12) will be illegal and punishable by death

@PaladinQuinn oh man that's good to hear! i've heard such varying reviews of them - at least they're not quite as much of a scam as milanoo (a name fucking hated and reviled among lolita fashion circles). i just get angry at them for saying they have plus size but then going up to nowhere near my size LMAO

@PaladinQuinn oh man those are SO CUTE.... dresslily is, alas, a pile of bullshit tho. when you get there, you're much better off going to aliexpress directly - at least sellers there will usually give you exact measurements and a better price. (chinese sizes are... a lot different lol)

@Anarkat 16 tons, even

why do i always remember that as either 40 or 14. mysteries of my motherfuckin brain lol

@Anarkat and at that point, i'm not sure you're objecting to popularity - you're objecting to how capitalism has a muzzling effect on creativity. if you want to see that in action, look up some articles analyzing how country music has lost all its teeth post 9/11 when it used to be the genre of 40 Tons and other anthems challenging the status quo.

@Anarkat you might be surprised by how entwined rap *is* with capitalism, and has been for a long time. same with punk. is it really a counterculture free of kowtowing to capitalism when there's Hot Topic in malls across the nation, catering to that aesthetic? similarly, there's a lot of suburban moms that DO listen to rap... especially when you look at suburbs and areas that aren't lily white.

but hell, even my private suburban high school for rich kids - most were rap fans.