Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

guess what

mateus was open for character creation so i have now made

Obligatory Joke Alt

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz aw man if i weren't on crystal i'd totally be making a note in my planner because void ark is Hella Fun

it's def not as scary as it might seem, y'all will have a great time i'm sure!

@em that's just the mmorpg equivalent of this

happy catgirl o'clock! (it's always catgirl o'clock somewhere!)

cw for eye contact

i finally remembered filters so they've got a bit of color too

i don't know what the expression in the third one is but i like it, whatever it's ended up being. that and the awkward pose make it look oddly intimate to me, like janine's whispering some encouragement to you before you both go on stage or something. a thing for only you to hear. it's nice

today it was tension in the shroud, which is an ancient #ffxiv proverb that translates to "quick quick you guys gpose photoshoot!!!!"

i got some good pics but i also got this, which i am going to entitle "Come With Me Into The Woods, It's Fine, I Totally Won't Murder You Like All The Folktales Say"

cw for virtual eye contact

@aradinfinity it's fucking bizarre honestly

i think far too many people do stuff out of a sense that it's what they're supposed to do. you're supposed to have someone you're dating, you're supposed to get married, you're supposed to have kids. the real sad thing is that i think it cheapens the joy of these things, which can all be good and joyful, if people go into them just blindly by rote instead of consciously choosing them

i know it's such a cliche for answers online/in columns about relationship advice to be "dump the motherfucking asshole", but

a) people typically don't come to ask advice for genuinely good situations. it's a bit like diagnosing someone being wheeled into the ER as a bit sick perhaps

b) motherfuckers need to be dumped and i will stop saying DTMFA when they stop needing to be dumped

the bigger red flag to me honestly was husband totally agreeing to spending the money without asking his partner

$1,500 dollars is not an amount of cash to be casually pissed in the wind. that's a pretty significant chunk of change. i ain't saying you have to hold a full meeting with your partner every time you buy a coffee, but when dealing with joint resources, they are *JOINT*, not just one person's

i know you were trying to treat the issue with kid gloves, but "my husband is wanting to go away on a bachelor party in mexico and spend 1500 dollars to do so 3 months after i give birth" is something that deserves a harder line, especially if husband's argument is "but i wanna tho" to "honey i'm going to need you here to help me and we'll have drained our meager savings by then too"

fairly certain that if you had checked me with a surface temp thermometer this morning my bad shoulder would be a good 10 degrees higher than my good one, if not more so

bury me in icepacks and menthol spray please

oh jeez my shoulder is very very angry about how it rained last night/is still drizzling

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online @robotcarsley @shifter@polymorphic.cloud @root for the area of green mystery, may i offer for your consideration: cheezy poofs

mostly air and cronch so solid-gas mix but not as extreme as a bubble

"but what time is bjork o'clock?" you may be thinking

all the time. every time is bjork o'clock

hey guys, the uncensored music video for Pagan Poetry is up on YouTube again! i give it about 2 more hours until it's deleted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OBD-al0cIM

happy bjork o'clock

also despite the most explicit thing seen in this is an whole nipnop, it is one of the most unrelentingly erotic things i've ever seen and would be hard to explain to your boss, so: cw nsfw, piercing play.

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online