Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

the great serpent of ronka is the best part of this expansion do not at me i know i am right #ffxiv

"harp are you saying this because you just think parthenogenesis is neat"

Y-YEAH

IT... IT IS PRETTY NEAT THO

listen i know the sensible answer is "some of them just have dicks, harp. you're overthinking this" but listen: first the viis in shadowbringers, also the gerudo in botw, they're both like whiptail lizards! both societies reproduce via parthenogenesis! JUST THINK ABOUT IT OKAY -

i feel like i might have made that post before but it's a good post so i stand by it

imagine going to visit the nu mou, bag of beggin' strips in hand, and just yelling WHO WANTS TO GO FOR WALKIES to see all of them go apeshit

@InspectorCaracal @troubleMoney and as a bonus, the dude might be getting a call from his angry CO soon, because it's part of rules and regs that you shouldn't bust out your military dress blues to attend a partisan event

like using it as your costume for your trump maga wedding, lol

@InspectorCaracal @troubleMoney everyone knows that themeing a relationship entirely around a third person who does not know about the relationship nor care about it is a totally good and functional thing to do

but i mean they're also taking sacred vows in the name of a serial adulterer and sexual predator, sooooo, yeah i give it like 3 years?

@troubleMoney i know that i can't wait to get married to the man of my dreams by themeing my entire wedding around another man i am obsessed with. nothing says true love for each other by celebrating someone else entirely

y'all. https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/couple-throws-maga-wedding/ar-AAEbTjO?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark&fbclid=IwAR1zzfQo4OD9fwQGd83azTcg-F_v_EZIwoseYJspoZvccehjwA2VYOegHTA

a) this is horrific on multiple political levels

b) WHY. WHY. WHY. SO MUCH WHY. ARE TAILORS AND FITTINGS FAKE NEWS NOW. WOULD IT HAVE KILLED THE MEN TO EMPTY THEIR POCKETS SO THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE LUMPY OATMEAL.

AND THE DRESS.

THIS FUCKING DRESS

i have so many questions and so few answers as to why this is a product and why sephora thinks i need it

me, posting that i'd schtup a mediocre dudebro, upon Mastodon, Land Of The Transbians:

and by live in the woods, i mean, watch youtube while playing breath of the wild.

also how much of a bad sign is it that as i watch more Unraveled, i would honestly go on a date or more with Brian David Gilbert despite the "deeply suspect gym teacher" mustache? i mean being so enthusiastically silly in a methodical way is uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kinda sexy

listen. please. i'm cishet. you must understand. my standards, they are so fucking low,

my head is so full of this fanfiction plot but it's all still so tangled i can't write it down in a proper outline even if my shoulder wanted to cooperate.

so basically fgsfds writing is awful why did we even invent stories i'm going to go live in the goddamn woods

honestly if you don't change your character into their jimjams before you log out at a bed in an inn room are you EVEN a roleplayer

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz well, uh, at... at least... he's willing to admit the truth i guess?

i mean let's face it, this is true of most white people, the only thing by way of defense i could halfheartedly muster is "idk if my dirt farming ancestors were rich enough to afford that"

i regret nothing. look at how fucking hard those strings are working my friends. there is going to be a titty containment breech at ANY moment

good news everyone:

this top still makes my catgirl's titties look f a n t a s t i c