Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

i'm writing on my list of things to draw "my WoL, bashing Thancred in the head with this book" #ffxiv

OOF OW OUCH THAT FEELINGS HURTING JUICE.

lyra's voice actress is so good. the writing is SO GOOD.

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz oh my god you're right it's anime soraya montenegro with a riding crop

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz so is she actually holding a riding crop or no

also she looks like anime hellen mirren a bit, but with inexplicably good tits, which are on full display, and honestly i can't fault her for that because if you got 'em (and they're not drooped to your waist at that point) may as well flaunt 'em

places programming meme into a bowl, shakes it around a bit, carefully puts it down on the porch before going inside and turning off the outside lights, satisfied that i have made a proper offering to the powerful programmer spirits to thank them for their protection

me: maybe i can scrape together spoons enough for a shower... please.... i'm so gross... let me just detangle my hair and -

my shoulder: LOL YOU MOVED YOUR ARM SLIGHTLY TIME TO JUST TAKE THOSE SPOONS BACK

@diehardninja by its very nature, there is *never* going to be a central hub on mastodon. that is *the point* of mastodon - to be decentralized. :) if you're advocating for it to be so, i'm afraid you're going to come up empty. however, you can ask your instance administrator, the person who oversees kinkyelephant.com, if they can implement a 'newbie guide' of some type. :)

@diehardninja complicating this significantly is that actually they're not built on the same framework - some run pleroma, some run different forks of mastodon which may place superficial things like how to DM someone in different places, under different menus, etc. when i started my account, i was taken to a 'getting started' page that helpfully guided me through these things. you should ask the administrator of your instance if there is something similar for you.

@InspectorCaracal listen

the enchilada always unrolls when you eat it and it gets baked with sauce on top

you just simplify the process by layering it like a lasagna to start with

It's Good!

i'm guessing that last post is going to be what gets me a call-out on here with signed complaints from every hispanic and latinx person available but also enchilada casserole good

mmmgghhmmm enchilada casserole good

i have now worked out how to report people for harassment properly in ffxiv from inside the game and i feel like my bitch levels just went up

except i still dont like confrontation so i'll probably just do shit like i did just now and be like "s-e what if people didn't reference cp in their user lookups that would be nice"

"how bad is the titania theme stuck in your head, harp?"

just looked at my many many tabs and found not one, not two, but three (3) tabs of the youtube video of the theme

@InspectorCaracal so it looks like the time they had the app and the time i forgot that it existed are

a perfect overlap

OTL

does Fallen London have a smartphone app yet because i feel like it really needs one and i always get distracted when i play it on my computer proper because i keep five million chrome tabs open

is it bad that i aim for, when contacting customer support 80% of the time, to - while being as polite as i can - make the bottom rung customer service mook answering emails/phones/etc. at least crack a smile

finally scraping together a meager spoon to do chores which includes bothering nintenny

yes that was me replying to someone who basically can't find their own apartment address online after moving in, but they did just decide the solution for a plumbing issue in their house is to call up one of the city civil engineers at the water processing plant instead of their apartment landlord, so

@diehardninja if you go to your instance's page - kinkyelephant.com - you will find the person who you need to contact about having such problems specifically listed as administrator.

due to its nature, there is no One Dude To Email If You're Having Problems On Mastodon - as you yourself are not really on mastodon, but one of the many little clusters that compile this social network. and you are on the kinkyelephant.com cluster, where you signed up :)