Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

"well, thancred, any ideas?"

#ffxiv #sorrynotsorryforbeingatthemspaintandspammingupthetag

emet-selch: so, exarch... WHAT are you, then

crystal exarch: well, you see

crystal exarch: first i swallowed a bee, and then things sort of snowballed from there, really,

emet-selch: .........pardon, what the fu-

[ THE SECRET WORLD THEME BEGINS PLAYING ]

THANCRED PLS

not really a shadowbringers spoiler but it's a screenshot from shadowbringers that i have done terrible things to, in order to make a stupid lewd joke. enjoy, #ffxiv tag

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz holy shit that jacket is bitchin as HELL

maybe revenge gift a cool jacket? idk what your sister's style is, like, at all, but i can recommend https://shoptrashqueen.com/ for some also bitchin' jackets

i'm writing on my list of things to draw "my WoL, bashing Thancred in the head with this book" #ffxiv

OOF OW OUCH THAT FEELINGS HURTING JUICE.

lyra's voice actress is so good. the writing is SO GOOD.

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz oh my god you're right it's anime soraya montenegro with a riding crop

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz so is she actually holding a riding crop or no

also she looks like anime hellen mirren a bit, but with inexplicably good tits, which are on full display, and honestly i can't fault her for that because if you got 'em (and they're not drooped to your waist at that point) may as well flaunt 'em

places programming meme into a bowl, shakes it around a bit, carefully puts it down on the porch before going inside and turning off the outside lights, satisfied that i have made a proper offering to the powerful programmer spirits to thank them for their protection

me: maybe i can scrape together spoons enough for a shower... please.... i'm so gross... let me just detangle my hair and -

my shoulder: LOL YOU MOVED YOUR ARM SLIGHTLY TIME TO JUST TAKE THOSE SPOONS BACK

@diehardninja by its very nature, there is *never* going to be a central hub on mastodon. that is *the point* of mastodon - to be decentralized. :) if you're advocating for it to be so, i'm afraid you're going to come up empty. however, you can ask your instance administrator, the person who oversees kinkyelephant.com, if they can implement a 'newbie guide' of some type. :)

@diehardninja complicating this significantly is that actually they're not built on the same framework - some run pleroma, some run different forks of mastodon which may place superficial things like how to DM someone in different places, under different menus, etc. when i started my account, i was taken to a 'getting started' page that helpfully guided me through these things. you should ask the administrator of your instance if there is something similar for you.

@InspectorCaracal listen

the enchilada always unrolls when you eat it and it gets baked with sauce on top

you just simplify the process by layering it like a lasagna to start with

It's Good!

i'm guessing that last post is going to be what gets me a call-out on here with signed complaints from every hispanic and latinx person available but also enchilada casserole good

mmmgghhmmm enchilada casserole good

i have now worked out how to report people for harassment properly in ffxiv from inside the game and i feel like my bitch levels just went up

except i still dont like confrontation so i'll probably just do shit like i did just now and be like "s-e what if people didn't reference cp in their user lookups that would be nice"

"how bad is the titania theme stuck in your head, harp?"

just looked at my many many tabs and found not one, not two, but three (3) tabs of the youtube video of the theme

@InspectorCaracal so it looks like the time they had the app and the time i forgot that it existed are

a perfect overlap

OTL