Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

the only thing that bothers me with this plan is like, what do you do then with all the rice or beans or whatever? because that's food and should be used for stuff

do they like... rinse off enough that you could feel ok eating 'em after you've thrown a party where everyone's been just sticking their hands into the pile

let they who have not been tempted to just stick your entire arm into the pick-your-own-polished-rocks 5-for-a-pouch throw the first stone

but we're not gonna throw it because we're too busy weirdly fondling it

this probably falls under "you might not be as non-autistic as you think harp" but consider

you know those 'touch tanks' that ppl do for their toddlers

that but we're all adults. there's a storage tub full of rice you can just stick your hand in while you sip a beer. there's also a kiddie pool of cornstarch goo you can slap in a satisfying non-neutonian manner. like just 5-6 stations like this.

it'd be a pretty fuckin great party my dudes

@nuttgodd @Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online unorthodox, but absolutely valid

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online honestly if you're at a craft store and you DON'T fondle the yarn, have you actually been to a craft store? science says no

looked at crafting stuff and am now fighting the urge to go to a fabric store just so i can mash my face in the many bolts of minky fabric

sometimes your brain just decides to be [noise that koroks make when you drop a rock on them ]

@InspectorCaracal OH NO THIS UNINTENTIONAL SUBTOOT WORKED GOMENSORRY.............. OTL

computers.... are sometimes Difficult

@owashii@snouts.online mexican coke uses real sugar, not corn syrup. it tastes very different honestly, especially if you're comparing mexican coke in a glass bottle - less too-sweet-harsh. ^0^ (if you really want a treat tho, buy a jarritos mandarin...)

@salameleon@snouts.online of course this is risky, because any sort of objection is risky in business bullshit

but if you weren't hired for a management position, and they're asking you to be a management position ("bring your coworkers up to speed, manage their work, and train them by sharing your knowledge on demand"), then uh... tell 'em you want the management cushy benefits and pay raise.

if you scare them in the wallet, they'll probably back down real quick

@salameleon@snouts.online i think the tactic i'd use is along the lines of "the job i am doing now radically differs from the job i accepted in terms of duties. can we work towards a resumption of those original duties, which i am best at, or significant benefits to offset the radically different work i must now do?"

if they're expecting you to bring others up to slack - they're asking you to be the manager. ask for manager-level benefits, lol

for real tho it's my favourite red lipstick, the color is just GORGEOUS when you want to vamp it the fuck up https://www.geekchiccosmetics.com/joystick-curiosity-for-crime.html

i'm sad that geek chic cosmetics has pulled all of the, well, geek stuff

however they have one remaining geek thing - probably because i get the impression it was done with official approval - and that is my FAVOURITE deep blue-red, the Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries inspired lipstick

also it's 25% lip stuff rn, if y'all are interested in some indie #makeup

or dill pickle flavor lip balm

https://www.geekchiccosmetics.com/butterlush-balms-dillicious.html

because you're some sort of terrifying monster

i am a much more pleasant person in ffxiv after a fucken nap

masto culture question: what is the polite way to ask someone "heyyy did you get my follow request? because it's been weeks and i'm just wondering", while also leaving them polite room about not feeling pinned down by you being demanding? cancel your follow request and send another? or is that too pushy?

i mean i know the answer isn't "make a post like this" but i swear i'm just a dumbass not being malicious

@BigBeanKitten@chitter.xyz fwiw, i have very much been the odd one out that i've seen with my stance of "999 was good fun, but the sequels jumped the shark on an essential element of horror and i'm just not interested"

then i got so exhausted with the state of the world that i went and took a 2 hour nap so sup y'all

so today i actually came as close to turbobitch mode in ffxiv as i think i ever have, given that i then immediately vote dismissed the dude when we wiped again

but honestly. 3 packs of mobs straight to the 2nd boss in aurum vale. you can do that when you're soloing at 80. not so much when you and the healer are both baby sprouts. ya fuckin chungus.