Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz oh dear, do i even want to know

i have been saved from bad decisions by my graphics tablet pen going AWOL

you're allowed to do that.......... Once, tablet. Once

if you doubt the efficacy of my stand in battle, may i refer you to the footage of that time Bjork got fed up with a paparazzi and slapped the hell out of them

i see people talking about what their stands would be in the jojos and despite not having read/watched the jojos, i can tell you what mine would be:

bjork

no not a fantastical being inspired by a song or even her entire discography. literally bjork. just bjork. i just summon up an eccentric icelandic woman to slap the shit out of my foes. that's it

i have never played a Devil May Cry game but through osmosis of hearing friends talk about it, i can guarantee you that this has happened, if not on a daily basis, in the kitchen when the star characters of said video game go to cook.

they absolutely have a plastic skellingtom hand for pasta stirring. V's probably the one making the melodramatic snapchats while Dante is using it to toss the pasta at the wall to see if it's done yet

YALL I JUST REALIZEd

itS

A

BLINGAR

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz honestly valid

the scapes are more of an interesting grab bag by definition, tho i haven't done the last 4 yet LOL

cruise chaser theme demands lightswitch rave every time it comes on tho

@Savrin@snouts.online i

love this

so much

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz it be like that a little

however nobody can escape cruise chaser theme stuck in their head

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i should remember to not eat crumbs off my titties after i've recently put minty cbd balm all over my business

@InspectorCaracal it is ABSOLUTELY a stolen joke from tumblr but it's too good to not steal

ok i accidentally did it in two threads because i do not know how to internet but still. pokemans.