Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

idk this looks like a p interesting little meme but i can guarantee my opinions will not be as coherent and knowledgeable as others but anyway (cr1itikal voice) let's do this shit

my dog is sulking at me because i'm not in bed

either she can tell i'm sick and i'm sicker than i think i am, or she's being a brat

i don't even understand the miku hatsunes but i feel like some weeb needs to get on being the first person to post the lyrics to double lariat with spinny text

@sky new star wars AU where padme goes "you know anakin you're under a lot of stress, have you considered this thing called cognitive behavioral therapy?" and after anakin skywalker acquires one (1) entire healthy coping strategy, palpatine's plans are foiled and Everything Is Fine

ok that's genuinely fucking obnoxious to do that much spinny text don't worry i'm done

[spin]that sound you hear is definitely maple raising the banhammer and about to smite me[/spin]

[spin]i hope y'all are ready for me to communicate exclusively in spinning text now[/spin]

YESSSS IT WORKS

@maple oh no i did not that'd do it huh

🎓

^im smrt

aw man why it no work

oh well i will figure it out later

[large=2x][spin]FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS[/spin][/large]

you know what game we REALLY need on the switch?

recettear

me: wrow why do i feel crummy

my body, with a temperature of 101.9: yeah that's a fucken mystery that will never be solved for sure buddy

light therapy lamp pros: does genuinely seem to improve mood, helps keep me on day schedule a bit

light therapy lamp cons: Oh My God My Keyboard Is Filthy

i should maybe learn to contour someday but honestly i have the round face of a chubby victorian cherub so i really don't think any amount of bronzer is going to magically fix that

@knifethievingcrow oh man confirmation that i can never acquire this object because i WILL lick it and i WILL be SAD but WITH A COLORFUL TONGUE

yeah it's gotta go up there with switch game cartridges because everyone says taste bad but HOW bad..........

@knifethievingcrow this is the number one reason i haven't gotten any of the scented palletes from like too faced or w/e because i know it would only be a matter of time before i licked the eyeshadow and was very sad it didn't actually taste like peach

anyway, that's enough horrible ranting, and i'm sorry for all of those words. max strength decongestant + regular adhd med + nyquil = (hamlet voice) WORDS, WORDS, WORDS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eecBodRWME (man i really need to watch that version all the way thru, kenneth branagh makes such a gr8 hamlet)

don't worry folks you're going to be spared further blather soon by me going and decorating my house in conan exiles, because A BARBARIAN CRAVES CURTAINS AND A CUTE BREAKFAST NOOK

admitting you have fucked up is one of the most awful feelings in the entire world. it is not fun. it is not pleasant. it's stressful and harrowing. that is why it is so tempting to just never do it.

but it's also uniquely wonderful because there is always a second chance, or third, or fifteenth, or seven hundredth. you can fuck up and still do better. *always*. always!

and this is, i think, one of the most thrilling and beautiful things to ever do.

so don't deny yourself that, folks.