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also i think that i need to detox on food snobbery somehow because i found a post of something being shamed on /r/wewantplates and actually.... found it quite charming and a good presentation

/r/ooer is basically the most best sub on reddit and i never post there because you can't improve on perfection.

now that computerfairi.es has bbcode, who will be the first to make their posts properly in the style of reddit.com/r/Ooer/

@cosmicrose@queer.party solution (because i also understand this. i ain't really a nsfwey furry but cloacas are my limit) - wolpertinger or skvader fursona with magpie wings!

@spongebob these are EXCELLENT and BEAUTIFUL FRIENDS and thank you for posting these fancy fellas

here's a super interesting fishy ive been lowkey obsessed with for years... this is a blue glaucus! you might have seen them around before because theyre so stunning!

it's actually a sea slug that feeds on portuguese man o' wars, it can store the venom from those for later use so it can Really pack a punch and i think thats just swell

tasteofhome.com/recipes/grandm i actually really really want to make this sometime, because this definitely reads like a depression era recipe that has stuck around (probably for good reason?? but LET'S SEE)

like how does the vinegar react in there..... what is the end result like.....

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i feel like i just found an article that exemplifies a part of WASP culture

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there's no parfait emoji but i feel like there should be. or like an ice cream sundae. 🍨 will do i guess.

in conclusion

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it was a very lovely strawberry parfait moon out there tonight

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re: terfs, homophobia 

@shaderphantom but also yeah a lot of em are just white supremacists lmao

it's fundamentally a viewpoint of "i just want to be at the controls of the oppression machine" versus "what if we didn't have the machine you guys? what if we dismantled this thing"

re: terfs, homophobia 

@shaderphantom honestly i think a lot of it is that TERFs fundamentally think "oh, we can do that better than them!" as they look at the patriarchy, so instead of a bunch of cishet dudes being in love with their own dicks, it's a bunch of cishet women being in love with their own cunts in a way that is really regrettable

(it also leaves infertile cishet women in the cold but since when have TERFs been worried about hurting innocent people in the fray)

"have you ever heard the phrase 'ass, cash, or grass, nobody rides for free'? well, you have no cash, i wouldn't trust any weed you've grown, and with your dogged lack of awareness of the fact that other people are human beings with needs besides your own goals, i think any ass you can offer is just going to be a miserable time. get out of my goddamn inbox, and you owe me a bottle of grey goose for the displeasure of having to shovel you out of here."

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ok i think i'm done venting my spleen

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"we haven't even gotten to the whole issue of you offering absolutely bupkis in recompense. hell, you haven't even given a single ounce of polite consideration, much less compensation. so you just broke into the restaurant to yell about how you want something that's not on the menu when it closed 3 hours ago, and you don't even have anything to pay for your sandwich with. you ain't even offering to do the goddamn dishes and mop the floor." >

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