Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@InspectorCaracal ...PERFECT.

@ hollywood and @ whatever anime hollywood is: hire us

@InspectorCaracal competitive online solitaire card game anime that is very overdramatic, with the main character being a NEET

and he's still the only character

@InspectorCaracal competitive solitaire but there is only one character in the entire series

concept: dramatic card game anime like yugioh but for solitaire

me right now: "oh hi muscle relaxer"

but said like "oh hi mark" from the room

also if i really wanted to throw a grenade into the comment section, i would have gone more than just "prudie beefed it, the answer of ~go and nurture the feelings of your friends abandoning you~ is bad advice my dudes"

i would have thrown in the grenade to the comment section of "so, being a male-male couple and also dripping with disdain for those who have kids... have you considered your levels of picked-up-from-society-around-you misogyny lately? may be time for a detox there"

ah the joy of reading advice columns to boo at the ref when he makes bad calls

prudie whiffed it hard with his response to a letter writer whining about how his friends were all ruining their lives having kids and he has no empathy for them. i'm also childfree and not maternal but the dude was dripping with contempt and prudie's answer was to go 'nurture those feelings'. fuckoff with that. you don't have to love kids, you just have to be happy your friends are happy.

i just realized i said the internet is a magical place and didn't include the link to the youtube video i was watching

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6ZeHHMlkJM

safe for work, does require sound, i don't think there's anything triggering in here, but also i don't want to give away the joke but trust me i am very very amused by it

the internet is... a magical place

it's the perfect anakin skywalker song and i WILL throw down in defense of it.

In the clearing stands a boxer
And a fighter by his trade
And he carries the reminders
Of ev'ry glove that laid him down
Or cut him till he cried out
In his anger and his shame
"I am leaving, I am leaving"
But the fighter still remains

additionally, "the boxer" by simon and garfunkel is the best anakin skywalker/darth vader song

and i will 100% throw down about this

darth vader squandered his resistance for a pocketful of mumbles; such are promises; when he left his home he was no more than a boy, in the company of strangers...

anyway, no gods no masters no light side no dark side FORCE ANARCHISM EVERYBODY

@meheeners all the jedi are conditioned from birth due to being raised in conditions of extreme privilege after being forcibly taken from their parents and they are BOUGIE 👏 AS 👏 HELL 👏 and this leads to attitudes like obi-wans "hmmm i didn't lie it's just from a certain point of view"

am i saying that the jedi order deserved to be toppled because affluenza?

....

well yes.

but i ain't wrong

i bet y'all didn't expect to read "obi-wan kenobi is bougie" on your fediverse tonight.

unfortunately, i am here

so not only am i saying some broad, sweeping shit that i think is core to anakin skywalker/darth vader's mental state and being and thus characterization,

i am 100% saying that anakin knows the tatooine equivalent of catfish noodling. he WILL thrust his hand into that dune and he WILL pull out dinner and obi-wan WILL be horrified because OBI-WAN KENOBI IS BOUGIE, SOMETHING THAT LED TO THE CRITICAL BREAKDOWN IN RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE TWO,

also darth vader is country as hell and i'll fight anyone who disagrees

you cannot understand anakin skywalker unless you take into account that he is a slave boy and that he spent those crucial formative years in poverty, in a remote place, growing up *without*

he was someone fundamentally out of place in the jedi order's luxury

he was someone fundamentally out of place in the empire's luxury

it's his son who reminds him of who he is

his son who also grew up where he did.

it's important