Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@maple HERE TAKE THIS

DONT WORRY ITS JUST COLD NOT THAT I BURNED DOWN THE HOUSE

FUCK MY CINNAMON TOAST

wait what the shit kinda ears do squirrels have

hey @maple (i'mm'a draw anyway tho)

i'm not wrong tho folks!!! I'm Not Fucking Wrong!!!!!!!

me: wow i should really stop using my professional patient experience to be ms. webmd online and give people probable diagnoses, even if i don't think i'm wrong, it's a bit of a bad habit

also me, simultaneously: honey you just quoted the first half of a zoloft commercial you ain't broken you got depression, call your doc for some SSRIs and you'll be ok

@columbidae@cybre.space oh yeah, popsicles will be GREAT!! give those a go, they'll be a way to keep your hydration up too which will help immensely!

@columbidae@cybre.space oh man i've been there done that a lot, it sucks :<

sucrets help a lot, as do those sprays that numb the back of your throat, though they're sadly very temporary

my usual go-to is milkshakes - drinking something thick and really cold helps the inflammation a lot! milk also kinda clings so the cold 'stays'.

honestly - taking some anti-inflammatories and strapping a coldpack to your neck might help too!

tangentially:

whose dick i gotta suck to get Recettear on switch, tho

@troubleMoney exactly! well ok japanese-american, i may say toss in some peanuts for protein and whatnot, so a bit closer to savory trail mix or bar mix

it's actually a culinary concept that has some legs on it, which means people will go "hahaha weeb kibble! let's buy some for a joke", then go "shit this is good actually" when the late night munchies hit, and then be back the next day to buy 50 more bags. CAPITALISM, HO

concept:

1. develop a party mix kind of like chex mix, but incorporating wasabi peas and crunched up dry instant ramen noodles, nicely coated in some soy-sauce heavy seasoning

2. package and market this at conventions as Weeaboo Kibble

3. ?????

4. Profit

legitimately that is an excellent summary of anakin skywalker/darth vader, down to the LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT point

ah yes

this is a good meme for star wars day

however it's a good occasion to post the best #starwars gif i have

i feel like as a star wars fan i should be more partying for may the 4th but between pain, and remembering peter mayhew as well as carrie fisher, i'm a bit sad_keanu.png about it today

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online a pun equivalent of a fart so rank that it causes an office to evacuate

I'M SO PROUD

@trashguts woaaahhhhhhh this is some big Black Rabbit of Inlé energy and i LOVE it

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online i am a little disappointed this means i can't say i've been banned for illegal pun use to be honest