Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

(peak Harp voice) but unless it's as historically accurate and plausible as possible for the time period, i can't cum,

I FINALLY FOUND THE 1600S SEX MANUAL BOOK FOR REFERENCE AGAIN HOORAY

PLEASE LOOK AT ITS UTTERLY DELIGHTFUL FRONTISPEICE OF SOME LADIES OUT DILDO SHOPPIN http://www.erosblog.com/2017/02/12/dildo-shopping-in-1655/

@VyrCossont well, there's obviously only one solution here: gird thy loins

...

or wear tea length or shorter, but where's the fun in that?

@InspectorCaracal that was thankfully my easy out HOORAY

@maple part bun
part squirrel

part... mochi, apparently? i'm hungry ok

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@maple HERE TAKE THIS

DONT WORRY ITS JUST COLD NOT THAT I BURNED DOWN THE HOUSE

FUCK MY CINNAMON TOAST

wait what the shit kinda ears do squirrels have

hey @maple (i'mm'a draw anyway tho)

i'm not wrong tho folks!!! I'm Not Fucking Wrong!!!!!!!

me: wow i should really stop using my professional patient experience to be ms. webmd online and give people probable diagnoses, even if i don't think i'm wrong, it's a bit of a bad habit

also me, simultaneously: honey you just quoted the first half of a zoloft commercial you ain't broken you got depression, call your doc for some SSRIs and you'll be ok

@columbidae@cybre.space oh yeah, popsicles will be GREAT!! give those a go, they'll be a way to keep your hydration up too which will help immensely!

@columbidae@cybre.space oh man i've been there done that a lot, it sucks :<

sucrets help a lot, as do those sprays that numb the back of your throat, though they're sadly very temporary

my usual go-to is milkshakes - drinking something thick and really cold helps the inflammation a lot! milk also kinda clings so the cold 'stays'.

honestly - taking some anti-inflammatories and strapping a coldpack to your neck might help too!

tangentially:

whose dick i gotta suck to get Recettear on switch, tho

@troubleMoney exactly! well ok japanese-american, i may say toss in some peanuts for protein and whatnot, so a bit closer to savory trail mix or bar mix

it's actually a culinary concept that has some legs on it, which means people will go "hahaha weeb kibble! let's buy some for a joke", then go "shit this is good actually" when the late night munchies hit, and then be back the next day to buy 50 more bags. CAPITALISM, HO

concept:

1. develop a party mix kind of like chex mix, but incorporating wasabi peas and crunched up dry instant ramen noodles, nicely coated in some soy-sauce heavy seasoning

2. package and market this at conventions as Weeaboo Kibble

3. ?????

4. Profit

legitimately that is an excellent summary of anakin skywalker/darth vader, down to the LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT point

ah yes

this is a good meme for star wars day