@maple GOD my fucking childhood
though my true dark secret? ....i was far more into hexxing the babyz spinoff, making elaborate curls and hairdos lol
remember that time i wrote some faux-translated-epic-poetry for #ffxiv xaela shit and then did absolutely nothing with it after maybe 3 people out of the vast rp community commented on it at all?
ah, memories : ')
but i'm not too proud to post the link here so https://calamityjanine.tumblr.com/post/173495368608/the-ballad-of-adiya
aka the Galadriel strategy, because ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIIIIIRRRRRRRR,
aka the Stardew Valley Is Just A Giant Polycule Now, Deal With It strategy
alas for no mods on switch to make it properly so, i will just settle for the 10-hearts-with-everyone good-luck event
in the definite category of "it's bizarre what you end up missing".... god i miss wearing bras so much
even just plain bras. (a 58 or 56B-C may as well not exist)
i just want my titties to get the love and support they deserve......... but there is NO WAY to do that without killing me straight in my busted nerve which is Right Under my left titty................... 😭
time to present my important thesis to y'all:
the best part of star trek is tribbles.
tribbles exist in the original series, its animated spinoff, ds9, and the reboot movie.
the reboot movie made kahn white so this completely negates tribble effect.
the original series is antiquated but adorable, and too trite an answer for best series.
the animated spinoff is awful.
ds9 has the most tribbles among the remainder.
QED, ds9 is the best star trek.
no i will not be taking questions
i'm so glad that instagram means more models with various body types are actually out there and available, and easy for me and others to find and use as reference
however it's so hard to not immediately spend ALL MY MONEY on commissions since i've decided my ffxiv main's played-by/reference is Tabria Majors i mean JUST LOOK AT HOW CUTE THIS IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (cw for bikini and also i think squinted eye contact?)
i realize the #ffxiv community is bigger on tumblr by far, but also... i don't want to go back to tumblr lol
ffxiv tag, do y'all know of any ffxiv blogs on pillowfort? is pillowfort still a thing done these days lol?
@maple obviously the best reaction to the first set is to photoshop a parody of the following then print it out on business cards to hand out
GEE MAPLE, HOW COME YOU GET *TWO* GIRLFRIENDS?
Lend me your ear
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real talk tho i haven't played it yet (only having a switch and a pc), watching other people play it, i'm actually glad that the skinning animations in red dead 2 are so... blunt
like... it may be something that makes me grimace and i would not want to do it irl very much (also because, let me be honest, i'm a butterfingers with shaky hands. hobbies that involve v sharp knives are a no-go), but ...well, it's what it looks like
30 y/o - token cishet - tumblr refugee. spoonie/15 chronic conditions in a trenchcoat/actual cyborg. just hangin' in there