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@maple GOD my fucking childhood

though my true dark secret? ....i was far more into hexxing the babyz spinoff, making elaborate curls and hairdos lol

remember that time i wrote some faux-translated-epic-poetry for xaela shit and then did absolutely nothing with it after maybe 3 people out of the vast rp community commented on it at all?

ah, memories : ')

but i'm not too proud to post the link here so calamityjanine.tumblr.com/post

@martinidog@snouts.online what if i commission you to do nothing for my money :blobthonkang:

aka the Galadriel strategy, because ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIIIIIRRRRRRRR,

aka the Stardew Valley Is Just A Giant Polycule Now, Deal With It strategy

alas for no mods on switch to make it properly so, i will just settle for the 10-hearts-with-everyone good-luck event

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in the definite category of "it's bizarre what you end up missing".... god i miss wearing bras so much

even just plain bras. (a 58 or 56B-C may as well not exist)

i just want my titties to get the love and support they deserve......... but there is NO WAY to do that without killing me straight in my busted nerve which is Right Under my left titty................... 😭

time to present my important thesis to y'all:

the best part of star trek is tribbles.

tribbles exist in the original series, its animated spinoff, ds9, and the reboot movie.

the reboot movie made kahn white so this completely negates tribble effect.

the original series is antiquated but adorable, and too trite an answer for best series.

the animated spinoff is awful.

ds9 has the most tribbles among the remainder.

QED, ds9 is the best star trek.

no i will not be taking questions

i'm so glad that instagram means more models with various body types are actually out there and available, and easy for me and others to find and use as reference

however it's so hard to not immediately spend ALL MY MONEY on commissions since i've decided my ffxiv main's played-by/reference is Tabria Majors i mean JUST LOOK AT HOW CUTE THIS IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (cw for bikini and also i think squinted eye contact?)

i realize the community is bigger on tumblr by far, but also... i don't want to go back to tumblr lol

ffxiv tag, do y'all know of any ffxiv blogs on pillowfort? is pillowfort still a thing done these days lol?

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hmmmm

well now with moving servers, i'm tempted to also move my ffxiv stuff from tumblr to... somewhere else. likely pillowfort.

the long domestic-history-based lore conjectures i really like doing are a bit more suited to that livejournal-esque "published content with comment section" format as well

@maple obviously the best reaction to the first set is to photoshop a parody of the following then print it out on business cards to hand out

GEE MAPLE, HOW COME YOU GET *TWO* GIRLFRIENDS?

(Punching the
fire seems like
it won't solve
anything.)

real talk tho i haven't played it yet (only having a switch and a pc), watching other people play it, i'm actually glad that the skinning animations in red dead 2 are so... blunt

like... it may be something that makes me grimace and i would not want to do it irl very much (also because, let me be honest, i'm a butterfingers with shaky hands. hobbies that involve v sharp knives are a no-go), but ...well, it's what it looks like

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz BIG AGREE

i would also love cgi/live action Atlantis and i think it would be the perfect way to bring it back for a fantastic sleeper hit (if they could cast kida correctly)

accurate simulation of the new user experience when first joining computerfairi.es

oh jeez i washed my face and also scrubbed my shoulder a bit so the lidocane cream would do something instead of just sitting on top and forgot that i scrubbed shoulder then did another pass on my face and now my nose is slightly numb

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