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me: writing is too hard, i wish i could write, i wonder where my writing brain is

writing brain: sup bitch it's me

me: hooray!!! so about that next chapter of -

writing brain: no time to talk we need to make several thousand words of Leon Kennedy getting sex pollen'd with Mr. X despite watching like half an episode of a playthru of the remake and not playing any resident evil games ourselves whatsoever

me: but

me: wait

me: why

So is Octodad a spin off of Fallen London, where a rubbery man finds his way to the surface and raises a normal human family?

well hot diggity, that's unexpected but exciting

i ordered some rainbow knee socks off aliexpress all "i bet these won't stretch at all... but i can still scrunch them up and be cute!" and They Actually Fit Wtf

nota bene: just as how not every male person who uses technology, or is in technology, is a tech bro, not every man who uses linux is a linux bro.

a bro who uses linux boots up his computer and uses linux.

a Linux Bro burbles in the cesspit of the internet, thinks "being clever enough to install linux" is a sign he is a glorious chosen one with infallible intellect, and never stops to consider "hm, what if i'm wrong, actually?"

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i do have a sudden urge to watch Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade tho

which is far from a perfectly politic movie, but is quite satisfying in a campy way

@architect@linuxrocks.online to even make that argument, you have to say that nazi is not actually something that should be used as a shorthand for evil - it should not be considered analagous or in the same category.

that's your thesis statement.

please stand up and tell the class about how the good good nazi men are your friends and you love them. don't hide it behind "hot takes". own your position.

and own your social isolation for it, because around here, the only good nazi is a dead nazi.

@architect@linuxrocks.online however, you don't wanna actually talk about how good ideas can get misinterpeited, and how we should not be quick to lionize people who are twisting things to bad ends.

nah, son, you went to MNEH MNEH MUH NAZIIEEEEEES :( :( :( THEY'RE NOT EVUUUUUUL :(

what in the boot-licking, fash-loving, uniform-wanking, genocide-adoring, stupid-ass nazi motherfuckery is this?

fuck off, nazi.

@architect@linuxrocks.online throwing nazis in shows how much of a red herring it is. the actual topic - "hey, some people did some pretty bad shit in the name of this ism y'all like" - is not about nazis. i would argue, also, that you might want to say "stop being mad at people who misinterpret meritocracies! you don't hate that, you hate the shitty system! but also please look at the atrocities people have done in the name of other -isms and condemn the core idea wholesale thx" is a bit silly.

@architect@linuxrocks.online then why are you saying that people should stop considering nazis as evil, here.

i don't think you get to deserve a cw for this so you can hide it as a ~hot take~. "well before you say nazis are evil, you should consider THIS" makes morality into a strange zero-sum game, especially with the end goal of "well everyone did bad things and nobody's gonna be happy with every system uwu~~ you guys are just too focused on cancelling isms~"

if you want to be pro-nazi, stand up and take it.

in which a wigglytuff reveals a "hot take" is actually stone cold 

@architect@linuxrocks.online you really think "mnnehhh you guuuuyyysss the nazis maybe weren't so baaaad the other side did bad things tooooo" is a hot take?

it's got freezer burn from 1943.

"well both sides did bad things" is something you're using in the most yellow-bellied manner to get out of examining your OWN shit.

don't pretend it don't stink.

and better yet? please crawl back to your alt-right hole and fuck off.

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@architect@linuxrocks.online like... are you really going to say "don't think nazis are evil, ok? it's really hard to build a system everybody likes uwu you're just rugsweeping because hating nazis is trendy and ~apparently~ time to ~abolish them~"

yeah, it IS time to abolish nazis. we had a bit of a war about that. it was a whole thing. maybe you missed it

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@architect@linuxrocks.online "Similarly if you use "Nazi" as shorthand for evil, there's a few evils in the name of communism and socialism you may want to get familiar with."

i can hate both sets of evil, i got time. why are you setting up this false zero-sum perspective?

especially, why are you doing this with the apparent aim of "be nicer to nazis, they weren't REALLY that bad"?

but also if you have dry lips at night, especially if you wear a cpap or similar, just trust me, get some of the laneige lip sleeping mask

it's creamy and sinks in and actually helps your lips out instead of just sitting on top being petroleum goopy or waxy, isn't assbutt levels of expensive when compared to other overnight lip treatments, and they even give you a wee silicone spatula if you don't like using your finger to get it out of the pot

@InspectorCaracal this is true but i also feel like i'm already teetering at the edge with the laniege roller ball eye cream and the sleeping lip mask i already use

and if it all works really well...... then i'm going to want to spend More Money on Trying More Similar Things.... ANGUISH

i'm scared both because i'm not sure how down with snail mucus i am, as a squeamish westerner, but also

i'm scared that if i use the snail face mask and it works REALLY REALLY FANTASTICALLY i have to go "well fuck, i'm now one of those fucking asian skincare snobs i guess"

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