Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@smolshrew@piss.restaurant some kids play a bad video game that ends up destroying the universe multiple times with the assistance of some grey-skinned horned assholes. people cosplaying said assholes who don't properly seal their body paint become the bane of conventions forevermore.

that's about all i remember

"builder of the damned" sounds like a potentially cool title if you entirely ignore the context in which i created it just now

@maple conspiracy theory: the new cute version of the chucky doll from that horror franchise hunted down bob the builder and sucked the adorable from him in a dark pact. bob is now builder of the damned

@maple WHY DOES HE HAVE TEETH AND SUCH TINY LITTLE EYES OH GOD

honestly, why screenshot dunk when you can just subtoot and vague, like *civilized* people 🧐

which one of these will be the reason i eventually get Cancelled(tm) online? who knows! but i'm sure the more years i putter around, it's going to just be inevitable

-cishet
-white
-mildly kinky
-religious
-tend to vote democrat in elections
-disabled, invisibly so
-enjoy lolita fashion (as a break from being a sexualized object/wearing what i wanna wear)
-order pretty purses from aliexpress sometimes
-am not vegetarian or vegan
-cool with real fur n' animal bits
-emphatically pro medical animal testing

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@maple will do, captain o7 i admit i got a bit frazzledy there.

@maple i'll be honest, i now feel much better about my pre-shower decision of seeing that post, seeing the poster had followed me today, and just sliding the user onto block instead of living with the anxiety of wondering when i would be next lol

it makes those worried shower thoughts of justifying such a policy to myself seem much easier and worries far more distant, and is a nice lifepreserver out of the But What If I Am The Asshole vortex

right, right, i should go actually take a shower instead of just glowering and being cynical.

even though it means i have to move my sleeping dog. :[

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz ok i have to correct myself

i'd rather watch chair anime than be drowned in a flood of Somehow Generic Looking Bishie Boys In "The Toaster Only Goes To 2. I Know The Knob Says 11, But Never Use Anything Else" Skin Tones that are somehow supposed to be associated at some point with a disney movie

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz wow we really are hurtling towards chair anime level ridiculous at every passing moment aren't we

ah yes, my shoulder's beautiful songs of CRUNCH SNAP POP CRUNCH

@InspectorCaracal you just hit exactly what finally drove me off chickensmoothie lmfao. trying to say "we're a small indie op! it's just like two people!" while also going "anyway buy our microtransaction funny money, and we're going to push events to be more and more ruthless so you'll want to buy $$ to trade for tokens..." ...yeah i pointed this out and got a bunch of torches and pitchforks lmfao.

and yes. ARTISINAL HAND-CRAFTED ADOPTABLES. FREE-RANGE!

@Alyx GOD honestly valid

i'm just amazed at how many times it's the same people doing the advertising. like, if i click to see the lipsticks, maybe i wanna look at the lipsticks you sell, daggum website, not three clicks later and two full page scrolls down to finally see The Fucking Lipsticks lmao

for a brief second i forgot SheRa was named SheRa and mixed it up with YoRha from nier and just sort of accepted the she-ra characters all "ambitious crossover, but it could work"

@Alyx GOD yeah

i kinda miss when the hotness was a tiny window of content and lush - but STATIC. - window dressing around it

tbh the last time i shopped for something at e.l.f. i got a 'take a survey!' and just went on a screed about how their web designers should feel bad, because the number of clicks and scrolls to get to a thing i clicked to see was absurd. it's like the internet is full of pushy salespeople swarming you, when you just want to look at the shelf

@Alyx same, tbh

...let's not discuss the i-frame craze that followed the great Side Frame For Navigatio Or No battle. i'm trying to forget the time in my life when i thought 300x500 px was more than enough room to read all content contained within it, with a pastel-colored scroll bar and text at negative fuckyou pixels