Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@trwnh @thufie@pixie.town or here it's more that there's a certain type of weeb fuckboy that ruins everything he touches by making whatever concept, no matter how mundane or fantastical, boring or interesting, etc., and making it all into a one-size-fits-all generic waifu moeblob, because that's all he has focused in on with his attention

this leads to looking at anime characters with hot dog legs and calling them "thicc" among other fucking atrocities

which is exhausting to see.

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online bowsette may not be my cup of tea specifically (i am more along the lines of Oh Damn Found Some Good Sidlink God Yes Dual Fishdicks rn) but i will be there with the rotten fruit whenever somebody shows up with a bowsette the color of snow with legs like a pair of hot dogs so that we can loudly boo and throw things

this botw legend of zelda fic idea has congealed into a proper thing where i need to write an outline but my fucking shoulders are conspiring against me and it hurts to type for more than like 45 sec at a time aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

additional spicy opinions tonight:

if you draw furries but they all mysteriously end up going to smooth around the genital region with no evidence that pubic hair exists or ever has existed (and was shaved/etc), you also a coward with shit taste

note: you are excused if it's a dolphin or some shit but don't be drawing a catgirl with extra fluffy fluffs between her toebeans but MYSTERIOUSLY SMOOTH pubic area as that makes you a Fool and a Knave

@monorail YOU'RE AHEAD OF ME ON THE GOOD IDEA TRAIN

@monorail well, time to upgrade to sticking the finger gun in your mouth and blowing your imaginary brains out that way :^)

note: this is a bad idea

p.s. yes that is a reference to the Dot Dot Dot dramatic reading because for some reason "stranth" took up residence in my head (along with "be-a-coo-aze") and has never left https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z2Z23SAFVA

also i would just like to make a controversial statement:

bowsette is fine but if it's all "we've inexplicably made this strong, muscular character have pure lily white skin and legs with all the definition of hot dogs when femme'd, despite the original character being a downright bara icon of STRANTH", you a coward with shit taste

if bowsette can't crush heads with her thighs and take you to the gun show, It Ain't Right

@gnarlyanimal@snouts.online i hate that i somehow know this but i think this is the exact storyline of Jim Sterling's character in the amateur wrestling scene over there

here's four things pinned in my channel on discord that i believe form an adequate gestalt summary of my being

i forgot i had this pinned in my channel on a discord server and laughed at it all over again

listen y'all can't just say stuff like "we should eliminate all cis people" and NOT be over at my house with a shotgun to come take me out behind the shed to Ol' Yeller my chronically-in-pain ass

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz one, this story is just. amazing all around

two, i'm glad that you were able to be more polite than me because the bad idea gland in my brain would have gone into overdrive and i probably would have answered with something like "of course we love miku hatsune! she invented minecraft and the super bowl!"

she's then sent, i shit you not, at least 3 - probably more like 5 - friend requests on facebook i have politely denied

i have NO idea why she thinks we're besties.

possibly because we both like sci-fi and fantasy??? but she was such a terrible teacher that my birthday present that year was LITERALLY REFERENCE BOOKS I COULD PULL OUT TO ARGUE WITH HER, and then took them with me to Every Class Thereafter.

the "dance like no-one is watching" motto is very strange for me because the one truly awful teacher i had at my rich bitch private middle/high school gave me a magnet with it on it as a graduation gift (and did not give other students anything)

why is this weird?

because i hated her fucking guts, did not really make this a secret, and my one crowning moment of awesome in hs was letting loose and making her cry in class once