Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es
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30 y/o - token cishet - tumblr refugee. spoonie/15 chronic conditions in a trenchcoat/actual cyborg. just hangin' in there 
Joined Dec 2018
@BabaIsBot ah yes, Baba Is Southern now
hello everybody
have a bad video of me fishing for pups with spaghetti https://youtu.be/LYLwv-UTGDY
i feel like this snippet from my goth bunny's character sheet https://docs.google.com/document/d/1y8w_7kG1ObtWAr6AxLORpW6ndi4yatdMOA49b-to-Rc/edit?usp=sharing is a pretty good summary of her
Davalia Thousandfoe is Horny Only for Murder-Stabbing Garleans. Sorry, Everyone.
@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online @eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz i made an alt today and powered straight through to level 15 because that's where you unlock the ability to glamour your gear (e.g. make the gear you're wearing look like other gear. prettier gear.) and dye it
my shoulder is a bit snippy at me for this.
i have no regrets. DAVALIA NEEDED A PROPER OUTFIT.
@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online @eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz and this is why the forums are full of fools
everyone knows that the TRUE endgame is FASHION*
*not even kidding honestly ffxiv glamour is incredibly serious business and i wouldn't have it any other way
@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz the loud minority in any mmorpg is a fucking trip
i'm sure, now that it's long enough barely for people to be setting up ex primal farm parties at level cap, the absolute turboweenie whining about how there's NOT ENOUGH CONTEEEENT and BOOORRREEED will begin (never mind that no shit kevin if you rush through it you will finish it and be unsatisfied)
@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz honestly one of the best things i've done lately for myself is set up one of those hardcore productivity addons to block reddit
i get one minute a day which is just enough to look up an answer to a question i've googled, but absolutely not long enough to rubberneck at any horrible (unless i want to use IE which is like pulling teeth)
in conclusion, fuck the ffxiv reddit lmao they're some whiny motherfuckers
tonight, instead of the usual catgirl spam
we have
goth bunny spam
@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz i can honestly say i haven't noticed that yet myself, HOWEVER
my first mmorpg main was a female night elf so i may just already be on levels of FOOLS, YOUR HATRED ONLY MAKES ME STRONGER
Harp the Wigglytuff
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The gender of the day is a lacy cardigan covered in rainbows.
well shit, i think i actually learned something from youtube today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38h8eudzy7k
here's a lovingly illustrated breakdown of what's going on in the music of #splatoon and #splatoon2 , specifically looking at the "now or never" song (aka One Minute Remaining!)
re: heresy, probably theologically inaccurate
@InspectorCaracal @troubleMoney YEAH FULLY AGREE, like i see the logic behind fidget spinner. and i hate that i can make it make sense.
but for the love of all things holy let's go with three gods in a trenchcoat instead because it makes me want to take out my eyeballs with the offering plate less
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re: heresy, probably theologically inaccurate
@wigglytuffitout @troubleMoney I think "three Gods stacked up in a trenchcoat" is actually... a better analogy than a fidget spinner? >.> <.<;;
I mean, a lot of up-tight people would be really put off by the facetiousness of it and it sure as heck isn't like, *accurate*, but it's better than a fidget spinner. >.>
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re: heresy, probably theologically inaccurate
@wigglytuffitout @troubleMoney oh noooooooooo 🤣 😅 oh noooo
re: heresy, probably theologically inaccurate
@InspectorCaracal @troubleMoney they
they unfortunately
were serious
youth pastors.... be like that sometimes
heresy, probably theologically inaccurate
@troubleMoney i mean the last metaphor i saw for the trinity was a fidget spinner so honestly, could be worse, i sort of prefer this one
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Good morning, this image is at the top of a New York Times article about celery juice, and it looks like a shitpost
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Pokemon sword/shield, discourse???
saw someone get called a bootlicker for being okay with not every pokemon ever being in the new game? Can people chill
Like I get being disappointed I am too but sheesh it's a game about funny magic animals
- pronouns?
- she/her
- switch?
- SW-4830-7360-8912
- fashion?
- sweetdisabled.com !
- yoom?
- TAH
30 y/o - token cishet - tumblr refugee. spoonie/15 chronic conditions in a trenchcoat/actual cyborg. just hangin' in there
Joined Dec 2018
