Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

and don't pretend to be an enlightened leftist if you are also fucking careening through the world going I WANNA BREAK THING! WANNA BREAK! WANNA SMASH YOUR SANDCASTLE! DON'T CARE YOU MADE IT! WANNA BREAK THING!! NO BE ANGWY WITH BAYBEE, I SMASH HEE HEE! YOU GET CLEAN UP! I ONLY SMASH! MOMMY FIX ALL BABY'S MESS! with zero fucking thought about the affect you're having on other people

it's the same bullshit frat bro attitude of "i don't need to do dishes! i don't need to put my clothes in the hamper! i don't need to actually look at how what i'm doing affects others, because i'm mommy's precious widdle babbu and mommy will clean up after me forever and ever!"

it's not everyone else's job to be your mommy and clean up after you. it's your job to be a responsible human being

"but that person isn't male, you shouldn't call them a fossbro!"

well i'm saying that they need to take a fucking flea bomb to their attitude because they know they clearly ain't a fossbro and so need to stop with adopting these values and not questioning passing them on, especially when that fossbro fucking boorishness is directly against someone

fuckssake hacker fossbro mentality of "it's not my job to do anything other than break shit because i find breaking shit fun and everyone should let me because it's a funny joke"

this is also the sign of a fucking awful housemate if somebody thinks "but i wanted to have fun making a mess" is all the justification they need to do so with no intention of cleaning any of it up or even an apology for the presumed cleaner

@kimpegasus this is definitely a new take on findom but idk if i signed up to be part of the scene

so basically, in summary, i am this mood as presented by mads mikkelsen.

at least i fucking splurged this month i guess

just... for fuck's sake. for FUCK'S sake.

that's absolutely what i fucking needed! thanks! another stressor! another thing to keep me up at night! another worry!!

FUCK YOU.

i'm about 90% sure somebody was sitting at their desk and went "oh she's so young. she can't still be disabled and i have a quota to meet. take those benefits away."

i realize

i have enormous privilege in having a family that is ready to support me and not having to rely on these things completely

however

less than 2 weeks to surgery and "btw we have deemed you fit to work so your benefits are going poof :) eat shit"

are you fucking kidding me

are you FUCKING KIDDING ME.

there's some powerful personalities out there today in coerthas y'all #ffxiv

my brain, unfortunately, whenever it remembers it is star wars canon that it's jizz music played by jizzwailers: https://youtu.be/AOXYZzGeOiA (nsfw language, terrible things done to old jem cartoons, loud, probably not something you could explain to your boss easily in the least)

all his albums are really good if you just want to kick back and hear music tell a story

so if you just want to do that and listen to something while in a nice cool room to beat the heat, i recommend White Winds, i think it's the like... quintessential andreas vollenweider. someone's uploaded it from the record, side A and then side B, so you get all of the songs smoothly flowing into each other

just embrace your aging hippie side honestly

oh man i just remembered how much i love andreas vollenweider

if you want some good ol' new age music in your life, go look him up, electric harp is fuckin great - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXeJ4eQKQ8A

just mixed up a big jug of koolaid and didn't realize my last two packets were of different flavors, said "fuck it, what's the worst that could happen", mixed them together, and while it tastes pretty good

y'all, it looks like i've got a pitcher of blood in the fridge now

i expected blue raspberry lemonade to make purple with fruit punch but no! just a slight bit more blue and much darker and unfortunate opacity!

as the heatwave hits both america and europe, this is a handy infographic to pass around

people who are elderly, young, or chronically ill are more susceptible to this!

many head meds (SSRIs, etc) make this more likely as well!

heatstroke can also come with confusion and other mental symptoms. if you see someone who is warm to the touch, not sweating, and acting oddly in this heat (especially if in categories of ppl at risk) - please help get them medical attention! heatstroke can kill!

@lynnesbian that is incredibly valid

i think sometimes people easily forget online that here on mastodon the tools have faces behind them, that it's far more a grassroots effort than "oh someone's getting paid to deal with this so i can mess around with it", and it ends up with people making messes or trying to make messes with the expectation someone else will clean up later

telling them to gtfo for a little bit instead of drawing on the table with ketchup is very valid

@InspectorCaracal you are absolutely correct