Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

my dudes i woke up at 9:30 with my shoulder screaming due to thunderstorms and i barely choked down my morning painkillers, then sat for several hours before feeling like i could take more pills and not throw up, found where the last few pills of an anti-nausea med had been stashed, took those, and now, finally, at 3:30 pm, my pain is down enough for me to eat something

@morae@cybre.space @root @a_bun i know this is a joke but i'm also fairly certain that i have seen an advertisement for a pneumatic 'personal massager' in the historical archives somewhere in victorian or edwardian period

i'm sure if you looked a little deeper past sources like https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/09/26/vibrators-victorian-hysteria-massagers-pictures_n_3995127.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAADQlYqg0DlNteuh5ByNG96rSeb2h5r3AJO4LOkazD8JO6jf4m_8uOuqh2ERvNI7RojT5hZn-EXR1W-6AvrdqB220YuaBEaLd8yeZBpAidupnKoAdYjGup0xNa5BQ2MmfuGNzyOqveNsQ1qS6FOdfXI2wnpblvt1IN8apm7jOSdzQ you'd find it

i'd use this but i already have one joke viera alt Really'big Carbuncle and i probably shouldn't have another

ups says my wayward joycon has been out for delivery since 4:30 am this morning to be delivered today but given it's nearly 10pm i hope to god that it's delayed and there's not some sad ups guy trudging out there in the dark

hey #ffxiv tag here's a viera alt concept you can have for free:

the pet rabbit mentioned in a classic video game - as motive for the protagonist slaughtering many demons - didn't die. no, she lived on, slipping between worlds, now to finally wake up on foreign shores, ready to take up arms just like her dear father to shed the blood of evil creatures...

DAISY DOOMSDAUGHTER IS HERE TO
R I P
A N D
T E A R

me: ok i'm gonna be very full of pain meds i should be careful with purchases

also me: TIME TO IMPULSE PURCHASE DRAGON'S DOGMA ON SWITCH

anyway the cool thing about the discount i get on cbd oil now means i can double up a dose and that's fine cost-wise and budget-wise so if anyone needs me i'm going to become a puddle and seep into my recliner for a bit

@maple god, definitely

the two groups are so often one and the same, and the overlap is immense, it's just they've gotten so entrenched in these patterns there's not really a way to get past them - not unless the person themselves opens a door

it's just fucking tragic on so many goddamn levels.

@maple it likely makes me too much of a bleeding heart, but 4chan is full of both people who are awful, and people who are hurting - desperately trying to loathe themselves into having self-worth

i wish i knew a way to say "please, stop, you're hurting yourself so badly. you deserve better, and you can have better" so that all of 4chan would listen

@it_was_inevitable godiwishthatwereme.gif, honestly

my #lolitafashion concept for today:

border print of horses but it's a bunch of the horses photoshopped with dog mouths

you just wear it and go "it's normal horses, i don't understand why you say it's creepy,"

i ordered a delicious dinner and it's here and i'm so hungry but pain is like "lmao nah"............

@keiyakins why have less weird when we could go *more* weird

like a wolf? a dog, maybe? some sort of canine?

oh my god if this happened they were going for "ain't nothing but a hound dog" weren't they

have i actually seen pictures of somebody who's done a fursuit of their fursona in elvis impersonator gear, or did i just imagine that hard enough in the "this is plausible and probably happened" way

we may never know