Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

having enough spoons to do my facial care routine does SO much to make me feel like a human and not a screamy blob

while it makes me laugh it's gonna butter Somebody's parsnips out there, and now thanks to rule 34, it has spontaneously generated somewhere just ready to be found

you're welcome, citizens! my work here is doooone

real person fanfiction frontiers: emmymadeinjapan off youtube, gently mommy domme-ing paul hollywood off the great british bake-off by fixing increasingly ludicrous recipes and/or MREs and making him eat some

anyway i was going to post these 30 minutes ago but then i got distracted and forgot i was doing that so!

the Enstickering Continues

it's nnnnearing completion i think. there are only a couple obvious 'bald spots' and i ordered some tiny stickers which i hope will be able to take care of those

but also, construct your own joke about how the bootleg copyright-what-copyright pokemon stickers are doing great, while the officially licensed sticker book stickers are wanting to peel off

(i'm not actually mad at them, it's prolly been a hot minute since the book was published/made, also it's sticking to fake-lumber-plastic stuff so tbh i'm more amazed that shit's actually sticking to it at all)

"don't fuckin test me," i whisper tenderly to the pokemon stickers i have stuck on my purse rack as they look about to come unstuck, "i have mod podge, don't FUCKIN test me"

@InspectorCaracal honestly, valid

the period where they were openly so fucking hostile to missing e and other extensions was amazing. imagine being such bad programmers that instead of fixing your website, you just get pissy that your users are using something that fixed it on your behalf

but then again the way they did an animated logo for a bit still gives me the fucking vapors and that's with one whole "programming for not cs majors" class i promptly forgot under my belt

@InspectorCaracal they've actually said some things that make me hopeful, in terms of wanting to respect both different vibes of the two different ways to publish content online, but also looking into the ability to cross-post

now if they'd just reverse the levels of nonsense with the adult content ban...

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online so has anyone on etsy cornered the "dildo that looks like a giant sharpie" market yet

anyway sorry for inevitably spamming you, innocent folks of the fediverse, because i got myself an iced coffee and they didn't have decaf so here i am with less than 5 hours of sleep under my belt but much caffeine haHA

@possum wait a second this is just my aesthetic

@SuperCee@plush.city oh. my goodness. that is rad as FUCK.

GANBATTE, YOU WILL LOOK GREAT CARRYING IT and if you need more adorable purse advice i kinda have a cute purse collection going and am happy to share tips on where to get cute shit for a reasonable price (because i'm a goddamn sucker for "purse that looks like another object" tbh)

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online also those look like really comfy shorts no lie

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online i don't know what i hope for more: that they know exactly what they're doing, or that they're completely oblivious like a grandma thinking "LOL" means "lots of love" and sending a text reading "great-aunt margie died today LOL"

@aldersprig i just had surgery on my shoulder last week (probably same dang surgery tbh) and honestly i covet the human sous vide machine very much now

unfortunately they're like several thousand dollars. but i Covet It Nonetheless

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz petition to replace every single pro gamer with sonicfox

i can't remember if he even plays smash brothers but i advocate just hailing sonicfox as new king of all fighting games and being done with it

@maple i didn't know either!!! i mean i know cooling systems for people using water existed as like vests or such, but i didn't know it could be a like... modular system into different pouches. which goes to show that i know more second-hand knowledge from my friends who troop with the 501st than i do about sports physical therapy? 😂

@Torie@todon.nl if you start expressing your displeasure through mayonnaise, i think you've just independently rediscovered white people cuisine