Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

(basilisk voice) hey

link, naturally, hates her

is it because she's yiga clan? possible

is it because she currently has a more defined jawline and butch haircut than link does?

much more probable

please keep watch for any semi-feral battle gremlins going to yell whatever the hylian equivalent of 'perkele' at the moon; report any spottings directly to prince sidon who can be there with a punitive hug

also that's all my drawings for tonight y'all are safe now

and finally, the one i don't need to cw is also the one i ended up drawing the most competently, likely because this is a completely original character made up to fill a minor role for a few chapters at most

Sakuraso is the tough-as-nails lady warrior rounding up the sensible bit of the yiga clan by yelling "fucking HELL you guys i think we lost the fucking war TWICE OVER NOW can we PLEASE go surrender instead of doing DUMB STUNTS"

cw more emphatically for gore (scarring, eye trauma scribbled in)

fionnan (yes i got the double n in the wrong place) is the ganon-this-incarnation-pulled-a-parthuurnax good-guy who has had a real shit time being continuously tortured to act as appropriate bait anchoring calamity ganon together for the last thousand-odd years

he could use a cup of tea and one of those trauma blankets, honestly. he'll settle for a hug or just quiet acceptance as he cry-shakes like an abused chihuahua for a bit

did i have an art tag? who knows. #oopsiarted was my tumblr one so good enough here

right this is all in my maybe-will-write-eventually botw fic idea

link and zelda are both impossible to draw

link is sporting some "yeah, calamity ganon tried to melt my face off with malice-acid, and made my hairstyle asymmetrical, but i'm too fucking stubborn to cut my hair" looks

zelda has a Sensible Braid.

cw for gore-ish? badly drawn burns on face idk

melts into chair while groaning

well at least i did some draws

i am expecting at least three people who have :blobcatpat: on their most recent emojis list to immediately go WHERE IS THIS AND HOW CAN I PURCHASE ONE IMMEDIATELY to this concept

concept: hydraulic press but instead of squishing whatever you put in it, it just gently pats them 3 to 5 times

[ flashback to fuckity o'clock ]

good guy captain-of-the-guard ganon: hi researcher friend!!! it's lonely being the only gerudo here but i think i'm making new friends!!! the men are starting to really respect me!!! they even gave me a nickname! 'boar'! it's because boars are cool and dangerous right???

researcher: no it's uh

researcher: it's a comment on how you eat, buddy.

good guy ganon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuhom6q3xoQ

y'know, out of all the hurt-comfort whump bullshit i'm planning for this eventual botw fic, you know what's too sad for me to actually put in? actually sad enough to consider cutting it?

in among all the copious gore and angst?? what is the part where i'm like MAYBE THAT IS TOO MUCH ???

"dammit harp," you complain, "there is more to irish heritage than love of potatoes"

yes of course but i only got a small percentage remaining in among all the generic wonderbread white, so i am left with only Potato Lust

additional evidence: was watching a show about people trying to eat ww2 era food in the uk, in among the ration book explanations, they had put up a poster from the time

the poster had a potato cheerfully informing everyone that he makes a lovely suit

i was distracted the entire scene because i was thinking "they needed POSTERS? they needed POSTERS to tell them POTATO SOUP IS GOOD? i'm WAY ahead of y'all my dudes, WAY AHEAD"

"so harp," you say, "why are you so sure that you're likely scots-irish if your family's geneological data points to the only firm conclusion of 'possibly sprung forth from the ground like soldiers from dragon's teeth to be hella white in south carolina in the 1800s'?"

i just had the thought

'potatoes.... yes... the potatoes will make my soul be back in my body...'

it's

fairly obvious

#prayforharp2k19 that dinner - shepard's pie with turkey mince and tater tots on top instead of mashed potatoes - reaches down and revives my painfully white soul so that i can actually draw something tonight or something along those lines before my head pops like a popcorn kernel because of all the constipated creativity up in there

the combination of faulty memory and common alts means that, very occasionally, i have moments of "nani the fuck, i thought i blocked you a long time ago"

O'Henry's Gift of the Magi except the tragic irony is the spoons i woulda spent drawing i used up completely finding where my tablet pen fucked off to