Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

aw shit y'all i just noticed that you can have your icon be a GIF oh my GOODNESS

today, coming home sweaty, exhausted, and shaking, i know... i must train harder for my people's version of the noble marathon, or even a 5k.....

............................the target run.

,,,,stop looking at me like that i'm a basic-ass white bitch and i know it okay

but also seriously finger please cease this

the pointer finger of my left hand has been twitching all day... it's mildly aggravating. do i need to hose myself down with more magnesium spray, or is this just the #tumblr withdrawal shakes

so far upon hitting 30 i have determined that adulthood is:

1. making phone calls you don't want to make

2. being alarmed that things are more expensive than you thought they were

3. searching for a comfortable chair

that's about it really

EXCUSE ME MA'AM IS THAT A COOKIE? I'M AFRAID I NEED TO SEE THAT MA'AM IT'S VERY IMPORTANT THAT I INSPECT THAT GINGER SNAP IMMEDIATELY #dog #pupper #idontunderstandhashtagsyetsorry #hollypls (....as pupper's name is holly)

OH NOTIFICATIONS I HAVE THEM WOW THAT IS WHAT WENT PWIP PROBABLY! thank you for the warm welcomes and boosts, @Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online , @Leaf@fandom.ink , @staticsafe@mastodon.zombocloud.com , @zac , @whiiskers and especially @maple !

"is this what my feed is going to be now," some of you may be wondering, "just a confused wigglytuff internet-grandmaing all over the server", and i'm afraid the answer is probably yes. to make up for it please have a werther's original and this picture of my dog being unimpressed with eevees

it's a good thing i can't be super obnoxious like on myspace and make a song play whenever people viewed my page because i'd just slot the furcadia opening midi in there and listen carefully to hear people groaning and wincing from the blow of sheer nostalgia in order to locate people roughly my age

is I Heard Something Pwip And I Do Not Know Why the new social media equivalent of I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream or am i just oldnow

signs i'm still going to struggle a bit: Something Just Went Pwip At Me And I Do Not Know Which New Social Media Thing Did So Or Where The Notification Is

signs i'm settling in here: have already smuggled to a friend discord server for all our possum-screaming needs