Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

correction: it was two and a half hours later

forgive me if i'm thinking that "i just wanted support, you're making me feel bad" was actually code for "i'm mad you've offered a thorough rebuttal for my point"

"i'm feeling very put out by you challenging my statement when i wanted only support for a whine"

...as valid as that desire is, the time to tell me that is... not 30 minutes of discussion later

listen, i realize there are many things to object to in the middle east, and that critique of israel should not be off the table, and so on,

however,

holy fuck if some folks could stop slapping a new paint on nazi talking points and declaring it woke, that would be real good

it's bad when even my goy ass notices it

NO THERE IS NOT A ~*CONSPIRACY OF INTERNATIONAL JEWRY*~ TO ~*KEEP PEOPLE FROM THE TRUTH*~ WILL YOU PLEASE CALM DOWN

listen, i realize being the token cishet makes me very unpopular around these parts, but i think we can all agree - if i was a political lesbian, i'd be infinitely worse

i'm fairly certain all the cold medicine i am taking will not help AND I HAVEN'T EVEN PUT THE PSEUDOPHEDRINE IN MY MOUTH YET AHAHAHAHAaa.....

....

but also the powders u buff into gel nail polish are just so fuckin cool you guys. and also i ordered a bb cream i'm super excited to try and also a wet n wild dupe for an anastasia beverly hills eyeshadow palette that people say is really good and i'm so excited because i can't drop like 42 bux on eyeshadow but i can swing 6 bux!!!!

...also, honestly, if i'm overstepping please tell me.

i sometimes just get super excited to talk girly shit that my cishet ass may blunder straight into spaces that trans femmes had cordoned off.

i just think this stuff is neat lol, and am excited to share what i've learned, because honestly i was in a weird internalized self-hate bubble until like mid college, so i am slowly catching up on shit that most cis girls got down around, idk, middle school? and that's slightly same hat, idk.

now if only i could get a base coat to keep polish on my fucking fingernails for more than like 2 days

tho nail oil? helps SO MUCH. my fingernails are so much stronger and healthier. you'd think it would only work for new nail growth but nope apparently my nails were in that level of dire state. @andi , you might be interested in getting in on that shit too! i highly recommend simplynailogical's method of filling ur own oil pens lol, it's WHOLE lot cheaper

i'm so glad emojis don't auto-covert because few things can encapsulate the sheer aggressive energy of :).

me: well, taking this max strength pseudophedrine decongestant at night is probably a real bad idea, but at least my wreck of a body hasn't started in with bad fever yet!

my body: :)

me: oh

my body: :)

me: OH NO

my body: HOW'S 101.8 F AND SOME CHILLS SOUND :)

slimegirl transformation that starts with a really bad runny nose

hey people of the fediverse who are clever at tech and like run linux and firefox and do rails of ruby and shit

why is everything videos these days?

like instead of gifs. why do imgur and facebook and places like that some of the time convert a gif into a video? doesn't that mean it takes up more space? why take the time to do the conversion anyway?

are gifs a security concern somehow now? why do only some gifs get converted to mp4??? is this just a mystery or what

me: hm why do i feel so cold

my body: hey here's that fever you ordered!!!!

me: wh.... no i.... can i return this please

my body: nope!!!!!!!!!!!

....so in conclusion since it's under 101F still i'm gonna fucken pile blankets on my person and sulk

so i ordered a cheap lil memo notebook so i can write notes and shove it in my cute small purse

it's shaped like a milk chocolate candy bar with a bite out of it

and is scented

But is not scented chocolate. It's scented like banana.

i don't get it either

i feel like the typo in there just enhances the humor to be honest

"of course it may be entirely possible that i've accidentally got a setting switched wrong. if that's the case, please accept my sincere apologies in advance. i have an awful cold and i've just been sort of rolling my face on the keyboard after taking enough nyquil to get a horse pretty krunk while making sad bleating noises"

this cold continues to be hell and today i must figure out how to breathe thru my nose even if it means sleeping fitfully after i'm forced to take some pseudophedrine

the sleep apnea dental device i use is great, but holy shit, your mouth gets fucking dry as fuck if you're trying to mouthbreathe because your nose is stuffed up

ended up taking it out last night and had nightmares about struggling to breathe. so like. thanks, cold, you shitter

i mean i have no idea about her content or what she even does, but my inner decora fangirl has to give jojo siwa some respect

that jacket where it looks like she's just sort of rolled on the prize counter at chuck-e-cheese's.

i fucking love it.

http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/01/trump-shutdown-government-did-not-know.html?fbclid=IwAR2Ws7vuLOAdPZcBusnHXTOtWPXbaABCQwkm6kB8mgxErYs8vt8AULsZgx8

government: if we are shut down, it means we will be shut down and unable to do things

trump administration: LET'S SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT

government: *is shut down and unable to do things*

trump administration:

@Doggo oh man, i know EDS might make it a pile of fuck. i don't have it myself but i've heard some friends talk about their struggles, and apparently there are some over the counter pain meds that just Don't Do Any Shit At All because of EDS fuckery interfering. on the plus side tho it's a clear and obvious diagnosis to hit any doctor in the head with if they get stroppy about you taking pain meds. i wish i could remember details there but my head's full of mucus lol